Paul @pblankemeyer93

When I’m dead just throw me in the trash. He/Him Yardley, PA Joined April 2009

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I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO WORK @algoestowork

3 days ago

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Paul @pblankemeyer93

4 days ago

I get to see @SilentGarrett for the first time in 3 years tonight can’t wait to talk about Buc-ee’s

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had to call the cops on my neighbor today. it wasn’t easy. but I had no choice. i looked into the whites of his eyes and it was clear: he hadn’t cried once about Charlie Kirk today. one less antifa on these streets

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Riot Fest @RiotFest

a week ago

Like I know this is a rage bait engagement farming twitter account, but “GWAR crossed a major line” is one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever heard.

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Paul @pblankemeyer93

a week ago

It’s like the refs don’t even care about my fantasy team

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I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO WORK @algoestowork

a week ago

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gaz @SilentGarrett

2 weeks ago

hey guys I just want you to know that I have a Charlie Kirk poster on my wall and I kiss him on the lips 5x daily while praying for the health of Donald Trump that cool and healthy guy (who isn’t a pedo!) (totally loves freedom!!) and im glad palantir is scoring us all right now.

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Kevin McHale @druidDUDE

2 weeks ago

This was all in Project 2025, btw.

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It Is Wednesday @MyDudes_

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Paul @pblankemeyer93

2 weeks ago

I just watched the first two episodes of Task and now I will spend the rest of the day talking about Task

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Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake

3 weeks ago

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krill @anthraxp1mp

3 weeks ago

Drinking one million pieces of alcohol

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Paul @pblankemeyer93

4 weeks ago

We’re so back!

Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter

4 weeks ago

We’re so back!

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Count von Count @CountVonCount

4 weeks ago

Five thousand three hundred fifty one!

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krill @anthraxp1mp

4 weeks ago

Im high and I hate God

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Paul @pblankemeyer93

a month ago

I’m hoping it happens this weekend. We deserve it as a treat. ☺️

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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter

a month ago

On the day of hundreds of NFL transactions, the biggest one of all:

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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

a month ago

That is MASSIVE news @AdamSchefter #PMSLive

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Paul @pblankemeyer93

a month ago

I had the honor of breaking the Taylor news to Laura today I felt like a tmz reporter

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Paul @pblankemeyer93

a month ago

I won’t make it to Horror Nights this year to see the Wyatt Sicks so everyone please send me your reviews and whatever photos you’re allowed to take please 🙏