JP @percyrant
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@carillionamey One of your drivers at RAF Cranwell told my wife&baby to fuck off when she asked politely not to speed on a single track road
Discovered why people have baths before bed. Otherwise there's no incentive to get out. Slow hot tap trickle, have snacks. Saturday sorted.
Four horses dead so far after grand national. Selfish animal abuse on a grand national scale.
Top news story this morning, Archbishop of Canterbury is confirmed to be a bastard.
Ice cube actually turned out to be one of Oscar's longer lasting chew toys.
14 days, 3,086 miles, 12 States. Phew! "Ya'll come back ag'in y' hear"
You'd have thought that the advent of a globalised Information Age would have given people more perspective on their own fortunate position.
'Nestlé admits slave labour risk on Brazil coffee plantations' article in the guardian. 2016 and we're still enslaving our fellow man.
Needing to take both cars to separate garages on the same day more than justifies the need for a motorbike. #heatedgrips, #heatedbodywarmer
@nickpeers Heard the song 'when I'm cleaning windows' this morning and thought of you singing along while cleaning windows (registry)
Hope the cameras are there when it says "enough is enough" & guts a few morons. x.com/mirrortech/sta…
Polar bear in muzzle forced to sing and dance in circus mirror.co.uk/news/technolog…
Got away with 55 minutes before the inevitable "why are we watching football?" From the better half of the sofa. #distractedbyonlineshopping
Turns out maybe I can't eat a whole trifle in one. #stayinginisthenewgoingout #M&Sgonetowaste
My fave vid from last year. #carregcennen #whenwewerequickerthanpuppy
One upside of being at home with laryngitis is that I get to take delivery of our new coffee table. .@lauraashley
Getting a tutorial about Twitter from the wife. #hashtags #everydayisaschoolday @Helen_E_Percy
Thanked for being 'a gentleman' by the guy who rear ended me on the motorway a week ago. Apart from his sh*t driving, he was a nice guy.
Welcome. 7 month old Oscar is judging me for my life decisions.
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