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ÜT: 39.310549,-85.963504 Joined March 2007
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Tommy @TommyGuns

14 years ago

You think Lance Armstrong ever used one of those yellow braclets to tie off before doping?

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x @perkonis

16 years ago

23 years ago I entered college. Today I finally finished. Better late than never I guess.

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16 years ago

Who needs an IT department, anyway?: http://digg.com/d31aKLa?t

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16 years ago

I found the gateway to hell. It was disguised as Kansas City International Airport.

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17 years ago

The World Social Networking Ban Race: http://digg.com/d31Sv1D?t #digg #digguser

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17 years ago

I had such a conflagration going on the grill that a hobbit ran by and tried to throw a ring into it.

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17 years ago

2400 miles and 4 airports later, I think I'm done for the day.

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17 years ago

Who in the hell sticks a Java front end on an FTP server? Seriously? People make my head hurt.

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17 years ago

I'm supposed to be writing a paper but somehow the 16 browser tabs, Skype, Gtalk, Fintune and random sidebar gadgets keep distracting me.

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17 years ago

If I can get just 1 more item on my desk that operates at 2.4 GHz I think I will be able to microwave a potato.

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17 years ago

I think I'm going to take a mulligan, go back to bed and try this day again. So far this round has been a complete waste.

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17 years ago

I think some core process in my brain failed to boot up this morning.

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17 years ago

If Googling your cell phone number brings up pics of you playing grab ass with a stripper, you probably shouldn't put it on your resume.

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17 years ago

Steam seems to think I installed Vista on 12/31/1969. I'm a *really* early adopter.

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17 years ago

I want to get listed #TwitterIndiana add yourself here http://bit.ly/40ZL4M

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17 years ago

When bills go to conference committee, what happens?: http://digg.com/d318sw9?t

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17 years ago

I just saw someone driving around with a cowbell on their trailer hitch. That is a sure sign that I'm back in Indiana.

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17 years ago

Here's what I learned of the world from network news this week. Michael Jackson still dead. Film at 11.

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17 years ago

That's it. I'm going to go take away their computers and give them each an Etch a Sketch.

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17 years ago

Upper management are all in a meeting trying to figure out how to resize a .jpg. All of them. I wish I were kidding.

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