jan itter @peterjmarshall
for it's one, two, knee strikes you're out philly, plane, next place Joined September 2009-
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at the end of a hellish work week when someone (who got the email) tells me they never (they did) got an email I sent (I can see exactly when they got it)
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me practicing conversation topics before I go out
PPE and loud construction workers fighting in front of my building
when I got stomach surgery and they still shaved my bush :/
he wanted the grass to grow under his feet But I was Roundup by Monsanto
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'cause you're just a man. it's just what you do.
my life was forever changed when I heard a million chun leasons
they bullied me into getting the flu shot yesterday and today is CHEEKS
Chili’s tonight
Chili’s tonight https://t.co/NhtqiTAfyj
stopping drinking but spending as much if not more money on different takeouts
the mondo twins snubbed
just dropped a bunch of peppercorns and threw them out instead of saving them, I’ll never impress Dutch East India trade :(
finally watching the last season of hacks and this sight gag after the focus group said her hair was too up 😭😭
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