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Philly @phillybones

In my spare time I enjoy tearing down Socialist Alternative posters and turning them into smart-casual jackets. Joined September 2011
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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

Just a quick word on non-essential phone calls on the train: NO.

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Ruby Wharton @ruby_wharton

12 years ago

You probably didn't know this but there have been terrorist attacks in Australia since 1788.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

rest in peace, Stella Young. What a magnificent human. X

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

Predictive text didn't care for 'mdma'. Apparently Siri don't doof.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

Lawyering With Slurpee is the best kind of lawyering.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

“@upulie: Look, Australia, just put up a sign that says “you must be this rich and/or this white to migrate here” and be done with it” Yep.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

@harrietlouise no. I don't believe it.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

Unless you are actually playing baseball, please don't say 'touch base'. Ever.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

Attacks on Muslim mothers mount theage.com.au/victoria/attac… via @theage Are you proud, Australia? We are a nation of racist ignorant fucks.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

In case anyone was wondering how my nutritional goals are going, I just ate half a fried chicken burger for breakfast.

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buckman @markmcg76

12 years ago

“@johnb78: Foreign woman in headscarf has disturbing influence over Australian life v/@DeepPolitics” @Peter_Fitz

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

@ChrisJohnMilly not gonna lie, I originally followed u cos of excellent beard, but turns out u also have excellent ideas. Please keep it up.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

And so begins my annual forced hibernation as I start to hear the words 'spring carnival' uttered on the street and try not to kill people.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

On the way to the station this morning and saw a woman walking her dog...and her ladder. Different strokes I guess.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

Seriously Woolies, $3.90 for two tomatoes?! Are they gold-covered tomatoes? Do they contain Essence of Kanye?

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

Had the talent and grace to spill a large amount of soy sauce right down self while sushi-ing. I feel and smell like a human dim-sim.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

Boss now introduces me to everyone in the workplace as Mike Ross due to my creepy memory. Will now await Tom Ford wardrobe.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

And here we are on another Wednesday night with my boyfriend asking Siri if he can see her boobies.

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

I have concluded that my end of town has far too many suits and not enough beards. How can we address this

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Philly @phillybones

12 years ago

When I begin my reign, people talking loudly on the phone on trains will be the first up against the wall.

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