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every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"
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Gravity is a Harness
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never in my 3 days of trading have I ever seen anything like this
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Melvin Capital can short squeeze deez nuts, I'm holding the line until your fucking building falls over
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Do hedge fund managers not have bootstraps?
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Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend Friend: wow thanks. I'm rich! Robin [narrows eyes]: you’re what
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Thinking about this
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In 2021 I can't wait to rediscover the social skills I lost in 2020 😎
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is heroin keto friendly?
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If a year ago I had a glimpse of what my day looked like today, I would have probably licked a distribution transformer right then and there.
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