Jeff Snider @picojeff

Oh, you know, stuff. Annandale VA, USA Joined February 2008

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

2 years ago

Hotel room phone rings, "Hello, sir? We have a sword at the front desk under your name."

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

4 years ago

I got to wave 298 with 811141504 points, come play with me! zombs.io #zombsio

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4 years ago

I got to wave 51 with 3679340 points, come play with me! zombs.io #zombsio

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“I want you to use my words against me. If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

5 years ago

My visualizations of Sars-CoV-2 data collected in one web front #covid #covid19usa #SARSCoV2 snider.com/Sars-CoV-2/ind…

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

6 years ago

Gluing Italy's per-capita death curve to the US's per-capita curve, and fitting a parabola to the data on a log-linear chart. There's no reason to expect deaths to peak before mid-April, when over 3,000 people will be dying every day in the US

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

6 years ago

Sometime in the next fifteen days a famous American is going to die from COVID-19. If we don't have a national lockdown in the next week, then by mid-April people you know personally will have died.

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

6 years ago

Data from ECDC except for US, which is from WHO through March 16 supplemented with reports from news outlets

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6 years ago

Used to be if I saw this I would give up hope and power-cycle the machine. On a modern machine, and I find it hard to believe, this is "no problem!" 17:25:31 up 34 min, 8 users, load average: 382.24, 292.53, 209.22

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

6 years ago

Commissioner's Trophy! @DICKS #dickssportinggoods #TrophyTour

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

7 years ago

When you hear "wet your finger" to check which way the wind is blowing, or turn a page, what do you picture? (How many things have you touched since the last time you washed your hands?) So... Why can't I just control my sweat glands on my finger and have it get wet by itself?

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

7 years ago

Catriona's geometric puzzle of the day. Give it a try!

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7 years ago

Catriona's geometric puzzle of the day. Give it a try!

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

7 years ago

Give a man a fish, teach a man to fish, we know we know. But what if you start an online fishing-instruction business? You can teach millions to fish.

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

7 years ago

Pedantry and mastery are opposite attitudes toward rules

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

7 years ago

I love a good ol song that reminds us of when even cis-het people, even in private with their intimates, had to use coded speech to convey their simple desires.

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Jeff Snider @picojeff

7 years ago

A man must be excessively stupid, as well as uncharitable, who believes there is no virtue but on his own side. -Joseph Addison, essayist and poet (1 May 1672-1719)