Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

🙏Praise be to the Almighty ((220 Gang)). The Pig Pen Joined March 2018

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

4 weeks ago

Phillip wants $1,500 to eat the $40 chocolates he brought for DSP tries that nobody asked for, he's only doing it because it ties into the game he wasn't even planning on playing 2 days ago.

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This guy went from I'm not playing MGS3 because of what Konami did to Kojima and if he's not playing I'm not either, to know he's playing it and on top of that give me $1,500 to eat Calorie Mates. Only our king could stoop this low.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

3 months ago

Missing: Have you seen Phillip J. Burnell, missing since July 4th, last seen wearing a red Philamania shirt a brown vest and a deadpool hat, his wife is worried because Phil is the only one in the house that is capable of ordering door dash, any info please contact Jasper Kitty.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

3 months ago

He got his dent check and is going on vacation or he's helping Kat pack her bags.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

4 months ago

That $1600 Whopper hits differently.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

5 months ago

"Hopefully we can come up with a solution". Like one of you idiot mouth drollers give me your Switch 2 so I can do some meaningful Switch 2 coverage for you yes you, ack ack ack SooOOoort....

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That Being Said @ThatBeing_Said

5 months ago

DSP's new idea for a show is combining all the cancelled shows into a single show. I am not a joking: -DSP Reacts -DSPolitics -Smark Guys All the failures you didn't love, NOW IN ONE PLACE!

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

6 months ago

"Before I met Kat did you see how angry I was, Kat saved mah life".

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

7 months ago

Imagine giving a 42yr old man 6k and getting sent to banworld, must be IronChefsakai.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

8 months ago

Our buddy Dave really tried to give relationship advice today, the same guy who goes out once a week, the same guy who met his last two relationships online. This guy is a special kind of human.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

9 months ago

Marvel Rivals wage quit, it time for Dark Souls to save the stream.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

9 months ago

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

9 months ago

Dave is going to taco bell to talk to the manager to complain about his missing chicken nuggets from Taco Bell who is famously known for their chicken nuggets.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

9 months ago

"Because it's Christmas it means you do have money" yeah if you're a child, adults have to buy gifts for their family, so remember kids give all your Christmas money to Phillip.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

9 months ago

Not a children's entertainer btw.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

9 months ago

Phillips Christmas consists of cooking, drinking and watching Christmas movies with his mah wife and Jasper, the same things he does every night.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

9 months ago

Maybe if he listened to IronChefSakai he would have made more money tonight, he tried milking drama thinking the Mister Metokur doc was going to have segments where Metokur talked trash about him so he could ask him to apologize if he shows up to the interview.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

9 months ago

No Popeye's for dinner tonight Khat, we could eat your leftover tuna casserole, don't cry honey we'll get you your two 20 piece buckets tomorrow.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

9 months ago

Day off was ruined because the Internet went out for 3hrs so Phil and Kat had to interact with each other.

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Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach

10 months ago

He's just like me Fr, we both were valedictorians, he's got a back injury like me and he's Eyetalian like me dood, except Phil didn't need healthcare all he needed was some good Seattle air. Only if Luigi moved to Washington none of this would have happened.