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Just lovely to hear @andrewhunterm on radio 4 read by @stephenfry no less. Both hoopy foods who know where their towels are.

@AzureSupport Is there a way to understand why my SQL database costs are so high? It started off lower but the increase doesn't seem to correlate with storage or traffic.

My postcode is centred 100 yards away so I was excited to tell @dpdcare exactly where my house is. Sadly they have placed a strict limit on how far the correction can be from the postcode. Isn't the WHOLE POINT of using @whatthreewords that postcode geo data can be wildly wrong?

@joannemeekings @LatitudeFest @Eddonline1 Jesus at 10pm?? I'm amazed there's not more chat on here about it. Is the supply back on this morning?

@cbf_beerfest Camping still on? Should I bring the 4x4 and Tough Mudder t-shirt?

@JimmerUK Never mind "a bit too close"! "Est merdeux" literally means "is shitty" and is pronounced exactly the same as "MR2".

@FearghasKelly I saw this show. "Masters of Music", Hyde Park 1996. Can't imagine seeing Van, Bob and Alanis on the same stage anywhere else. Fry and Macdonald played the hotel manager and newscaster in a live performance of Quadrophenia. Pure 90s madness.

@jayforeman Any relation?

Hi @BrewDog Before I book a train to Aberdeen, can you just confirm whether this is a genuine fatry ticit? Feels too good to be true!

@Hermesparcels not impressed at all that your driver photographed my partner answering the door (ie inside our home) and you then emailed the photo to me and stored it on your website without her consent. Care to comment?

@HSBC_UK Great, thank you. Must I print off a deposit slip (if so please advise where to find) or can I just write pertinent details on the back?

@HSBC_UK is it possible to post you a cheque for deposit into a personal account? Too large for £750 limit in the app

Graphs are useful but to really get what that rising curve is, have a look at the obituaries page of this Bergamo daily newspaper, comparing one from February with one from now

All I want for Christmas is for @Joulesclothing to make this in my (adult) fiancée's size.

Credit to @azure for sneaking some very dry social commentary into their RBAC documentation: "it's a best practice to grant users the least privilege necessary to get their work done"

@TapWaterloo Do you allow dogs?

Reading a mercanery's account of an anti Somali pirate mission and suddenly... "One afternoon we laid rope entang... amzn.eu/7wuSy5M

@TalkTalk Credit where it's due, your up time must be good if my first thought was not that it was a badly timed outage. Just irritating after paying for the extra week not to have connection today!

Quick shout out to my mates at @TalkTalk who, after ten years without so much as a late payment, held me to exactly 30 days notice.. and have now cut off the Internet ten days early anyway, disrupting my already fraught moving weekend. Cheers!

@TalkTalk West London, W14

@TalkTalk Andy I have had two physical letters from you begging me to stay. Both mention 10th July cut off date. So concerned with retention you forgot to provide the service.