B @plainwhiteclaw

recreational lidocaine abuser Queens 21+ Joined September 2020

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B @plainwhiteclaw

8 hours ago

fuck you all then i hope you all had a bad weekend

B @plainwhiteclaw

10 hours ago

fuck you all then i hope you all had a bad weekend

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B @plainwhiteclaw

10 hours ago

i'm a real "Hope you had a good weekend!" ass coworker. You get an email from me on a Monday you can bet your ass i'm starting that thing off hoping you had a good weekend

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B @plainwhiteclaw

2 days ago

me 🤝 Pete Hegseth optimizing our alcoholism by drinking clear liquors only

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Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog

3 days ago

me tweeting to the 19 people who fave my posts

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been making an effort to listen to music with headphones in while commuting/running errands/etc the past couple of months and i've concluded it's simply Not For Me. guess i just prefer having all five senses attuned to my environment or something

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B @plainwhiteclaw

4 days ago

it's One Bottle After Another when that beer hits my hand at 5:00 today

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B @plainwhiteclaw

4 days ago

love when Letterboxd says a movie is on Kanopy so I sign up for a Kanopy account and the movie is nowhere to be found. every day the universe tells me to fuck myself in increasingly unique ways

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B @plainwhiteclaw

4 days ago

the four things you can monger:

B @plainwhiteclaw

2 years ago

the four things you can monger:

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B @plainwhiteclaw

5 days ago

we need to do something about gamers immediately. 10,000 hours in front of a screen is Bad News

ettingermentum @ettingermentum

5 days ago

we need to do something about gamers immediately. 10,000 hours in front of a screen is Bad News

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rue yi @ruebytwo

6 days ago

And why do you think that is

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B @plainwhiteclaw

6 days ago

praise be, the shooter saved us from more Jessica Chastain slop

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

6 days ago

praise be, the shooter saved us from more Jessica Chastain slop

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B @plainwhiteclaw

6 days ago

the latest class of engagement-baiting trans women more annoying than the last one...all those generic "would you date a trans girl 🥺" tweets ain't so bad compared to what's floating around rn

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H𝐎mer @OregonHomer

6 days ago

Of all the schools who could complain about what’s happening in on-campus bathrooms, Penn State is the absolute last one that I will listen to

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B @plainwhiteclaw

6 days ago

real ball knowers know one of the most coveted wedding positions is "guy who's streaming the game on his phone" some of you just don't know how to make the best of a situation

Underwood Unleashed @Underwood_szn

a week ago

real ball knowers know one of the most coveted wedding positions is "guy who's streaming the game on his phone" some of you just don't know how to make the best of a situation

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B @plainwhiteclaw

7 days ago

that's bloomfie (blue oomfie)

sadie @dewkissedherbas

7 days ago

that's bloomfie (blue oomfie)

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B @plainwhiteclaw

7 days ago

one of the most sauceless raptures of my lifetime tbh. 2011 was much better. 2012 was different that wasn't a rapture that was end times prediction/planetary alignment. Don't mix them up please