Assjóle Craig @plannerchode

Politically homeless. Arrogant Jerk. Uniparty simps get muted. 🐾Adopt a shelter dog. Support our Veterans. ✝️John 17:16. 🚫DMs Wyoming, USA Joined July 2024

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The Anarchist Chef 🧑‍🍳🏴 @Hortysir

3 months ago

Real talk? Don't worry about why that burrito costs $20 Go learn why your $20 bill is only worth a burrito

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3 months ago

@theblaze The existing stores should close down and move. Accelerate the communist timeline so everyone can see where this leads.

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4 months ago

@JesterJum So they need a gun to intimidate a kid? Weak….

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4 months ago

@NiohBerg He thinks he can negotiate anything he wants, and throws a temper tantrum when he doesn’t get his way. Pathetic

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4 months ago

@miles_commodore I’m an un-melanated American. No idea where my ancestors lived.

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@CSLewisDaily Free advertising for her. Let’s not forget that it wouldn’t be profitable for people to be in OF if there weren’t millions of scum bags watching/subscribing. Worry about your own house first…. The enemy is inside the wire.

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4 months ago

@LibertyCappy Quit flying in the “carnival cruise lines” section of the airplane and upgrade. Or better yet… drive next time.

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4 months ago

@DearS_o_n Learned how to fly fish and spent a lot of time by myself outdoors.

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5 months ago

@JoeHoe5head @ammolab1 Nope. Way overrated. I prefer my firearms to go bang everytime I pull the trigger. You ever had a FTF with one when you REALLY needed it to work? I have.

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5 months ago

@KBensonJpg Shhhh - don’t tell anyone how cheap it is to live in semi-rural areas! My last bar tab for my wife and I was $17! For 2 bottled beers, one large draft, a crown and coke and a Mikes hard lemonade.

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5 months ago

@braves2430 Ground beef hash - meat, potatoes, onion - fried in cast iron and topped with ketchup

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6 months ago

The universe is unimaginably vast, so I have little doubt that extraterrestrial life exists somewhere. However, anyone that believes aliens are visiting earth definitely has a two-digit IQ. Anyone that paid attention in science class should understand it is impossible.

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6 months ago

@TheStaad I wonder what God thought about Adam and Eve’s attire?

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6 months ago

@fivestarmichael @JesseKellyDC The plebes thought he was a conservative! Hahaha

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6 months ago

@aibytekat Garbage answer. As a hiring level manager the interview would be over if someone spewed that idiocy.

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6 months ago

@dlacalle_IA Is he muslim because he is a moron? Or is he a moron because he is muslim?

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6 months ago

Real ones hate the government… no matter what jackwagon is sitting in the chair.

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6 months ago

@walterkirn Think about it. Narcissism. When the GOP loses big in 2026 and 2028, he is going to say its because he isn’t on the ballot to drive votes.