Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

29 l BIPOC l He/Him | Jackrabbit l STEM l Basketball Fan l TMNT | Icon and Banner by @MutanTAIL | https://t.co/eDoCk9VgwN | @plokishmok3.bsky.social furaffinity.net/user/plokishmo… Boston, MA Joined July 2015

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

3 days ago

Fast food company that leans into being fattening. Fast food company that gloats about their 3k cal meals. Fast food company that advertises the "expect" bump in your BMI when eating their food. Fast food company that markets how intentionally addicting their greasy slop is.

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

a week ago

Sir Hiss whispering a curse that for every coin Robin Hood steals, he gains a pound, figuring soon enough he'll be too big to move and easily captured. In reality, the curse just affected Robin's weight, not his nimbleness as he heists just as easily at 800 lbs of heroic flab.

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

2 weeks ago

Reality altering you to be 500 lbs. Reality altering you from a ex-athlete to full-time couch potato. Reality altering you diet to consist of only fast food. Reality altering your friends to be 500 lbs too. Reality altering your life to revolve around eating and gaining.

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

3 weeks ago

Tech engineer reprogramming the onboard AI to actively and rapidly fatten up the crew. Feeding tubes pulsing in 10K calories of fast-digesting AI-bioengineered lard a minute so that the rest of the crew will be too fat and pudgy to revert the system back before the "update".

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

a month ago

Montage of your favorite streamer steadily gaining weight as their career grows: More time in front of the screen, less time at the gym. More time live, less time cooking healthy meals. More time gaming, more time ordering fast food. More time streaming, more time to snack.

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

a month ago

Eat more today. Gorge more today. Stuff more today. Glut more today. Binge more today. There's no reason to hold back, embrace the 800 lb glutton hidden deep inside of you and start eating like it, future fatty!

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

2 months ago

Fat, out of shape Sonic wishing he could be the fastest on the planet again... Only for reality to alter and EVERYONE ELSE gains 800 lbs, making the hedgehog the only MOBILE being on the planet, and hence the "fastest" once again...

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

2 months ago

Rabbit so gluttonous that even on a vegetable diet of carrots and celery, manages to plump up to 1200 lbs of sweaty, cellulite-riddled blubber...

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

2 months ago

Bored wealthy royal directing his fleet of butlers and staff to do nothing but fatten him: Perpetual, decadent meals prepped by the 150 cooks. Sleep feeding team to ensure gains even as he snoozes. Guards that carry him every to make sure to extra calorie is burned/wasted.

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

2 months ago

Your hyper-wealthy, elitist BF ensuring you reach your weight goals by lobbying congress to MANDATE gaining among citizens who live on 12th Street with the name Jerry and are employed at Burger Palace...

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

2 months ago

BF cupping your thick, jowel-like cheeks as you chewed another mouthful of cake, kneading the bulbous, girthy flesh between his own thick, sausage-like digits. Deep down you knew that dating a gainer would mean you'd end up fat too... and deep down you were happy you were right.

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

3 months ago

Sentient ship AI, bored on the long galactic voyage, deciding to just straight up start fattening up the crew, sneaking extra butter, sugar, and chemical additives to the replicator food and taking some digital enjoyment in seeing the once fit crewmembers balloon with pudge...

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

3 months ago

Gaslighting your BF into believing he hasn't gained THAT MUCH weight recently, even though he doesn't realize that his "tight" fitting clothing has ALREADY been upsized twice by you: the once medium-jaguar is now starting to struggle to fit in XLs...

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

3 months ago

If you're not cause the tires on your uber rides to flatten, collapsing park benches, overloading public elevators, and bolstering the local fork-life mobility assist industry in your area... ...Then you have A LOT OF EATING AND GAINING TO DO!

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

3 months ago

Power-hungry royal advisor stuffing another turkey leg into the 650 lb king's mouth, adding to his growing immobility and knowing once the king was isolated on his royal mattress, the advisor would serve as the permanent mouth piece to the kingdom (and decision maker too)...

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

4 months ago

Stuffing your face with triple stacked burgers. Gorging on triple-beef burritos. Binging on rolled up pizza pies. Chowing down on double-chocolate cake. Glutting on 10 lb bags of sugary candy. Consume in excess. Indulge in gluttony.

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

4 months ago

The irony of the 800 lb, barely mobile, spot-stretched cheetah waddling back from the front door, wheezing as they take their 3rd break back to the couch, as they complain about the delivery driver being "too slow" with their 4th dinner delivery of the night...

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

4 months ago

Your friends getting into gaining so by proxy you're too: >You can't help but grab a couple of extra slices of pizza at the binge sessions. >You tag along when the squad hits up the buffet for the 7th time this week. >Joining the feeder-tube rotation just cause you're there.

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

4 months ago

Timiko testing their new fattening products on a randomly selected office from their global enterprise. Who knows, maybe this week is the one where you & your coworkers are exposed to fattening gas in the HVAC system or metabolism destroying sprinkles on the holiday cupcakes...

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Fast Food Propagandist @plokishmok3

5 months ago

Encouraging your fit BF to intentionally put on weight so he can prove he can lose it unlike those "fatties" at the gym, only to spike his food with addictives so that it actually IS impossible for him to stop eating all that grease he used to pack on 200 lbs (and now more)...