Port&Stbd @port_and_stbd
Ocean Grade Naval Officer but I’m more or less an overpaid college student. Lover of crop tops. Tweets are my own, usually terrible, personal opinion. Joined September 2012-
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Damn 13 years. Uhhh that's kinda wild.
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Everyone lamenting the death of this music has clearly never listened to Midwest-emo
Everyone lamenting the death of this music has clearly never listened to Midwest-emo
My favorite past time honestly.
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They canceled Meals of Wheels.
The amount of people that swerve in front of me and brake when I’m on the bike trail is uhhhh. A lot.
Holy fuck did I miss being in a state that knows what an orange crush is.
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Barbie warned us about this sign of fascism
Barbie warned us about this sign of fascism https://t.co/e5n2AOdeFU
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White women now have their own official holiday.
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Just so we’re clear.
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My ancestors landed at Jamestown, fought the British in the Revolutionary War, and for the Union in the Civil War. A great thing about America is that none of that makes me any more American than someone made a citizen this morning. Insisting it does, however, *is* un-American.
My ancestors landed at Jamestown, fought the British in the Revolutionary War, and for the Union in the Civil War. A great thing about America is that none of that makes me any more American than someone made a citizen this morning. Insisting it does, however, *is* un-American.
Still not used to when JOs call me sir when I make polite conversation with them on base lol.
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Okay, that's fair.
Okay, that's fair.
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Internet cooks everyone’s brain but not in the same way. Some people get deep fried, some people get charred beyond recognition. For some people it’s a precisely calibrated sous vide. As for myself, I have achieved a perfect sear with a delicious, lacy golden crust
I thought this was doggy, not cowboy.
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We got the Trump gamer tax before GTA 6
We got the Trump gamer tax before GTA 6
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Imperial courtiers belatedly realize that evil concubine not motivated entirely by love for Emperior
Imperial courtiers belatedly realize that evil concubine not motivated entirely by love for Emperior
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this is on par with his best quotes from the first term, haven’t had many as good as this in a while
this is on par with his best quotes from the first term, haven’t had many as good as this in a while
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The uber pickup line at Union Station.
The uber pickup line at Union Station.
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