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jobstacle (n.) anything that prevents one from doing work “boss calls the afternoon staff meetings team-building, but in reality they’re just another daily jobstacle.”

subconscience (n.) the little voice that tells you what’s right and wrong even if you can’t hear it “Didn’t think about it at the time, but now that I look back, yeah, that decision does feel right. Probably my subconscience helped.”

optagon (n.) a geometric shape with as many sides as one wants “Okay kids, now draw an optagon!” **takes long coffee break at desk**

perpspiration (n.) the sweat produced by the suspect during a police interrogation “his unusual levels of perpspiration aroused even more suspicion.”

knobstacle (n.) a child lock on a door or cupboard “Honey, are you sure these knobstacles aren’t also adult-proof? Help”

beggar’s dozen (exp.) 11 of something “there was a run on maple bars, so I was only able to buy a beggar’s dozen this morning.”

fontificate (v.) to expound with fervor on a topic, whilst employing an unusual typeface “The email chain letter from her great-aunt fontificated about imaginary perils.”

almostly (adv.) almost almost “The 2018 Seattle Seahawks won Super Bowl 53, almostly.”

punctualation (n.) when one uses periods, commas and the like at precisely the right time. “that writer, unlike, me possesses true punctualation.”

cocoagulate (v.) what happens to hot cocoa when it sits out too long “hey, kid, drink that before, you know, it does that thing you hate”

sinergy (n.) when two or more evil actions are committed simultaneously, for optimal efficiency “Hell might be an awful place overall, but they have such great sinergy.”

neutrition (n.) a diet that is neither good or bad, but in between “the doctor was neither pleased nor displeased with the neutritional levels in her diet.”

typocrite (n.) one who judges another for spelling mistakes he or she also makes “You’re gonna correct my tweets? I follow you! I know you sloppy you are. Dirty typocrite.”

bellintelligerent (adj.) smart, but in a confrontational way “She would have been inclined to agree with him, if not for how bellintelligerent he acted.”

chould (v.) an action one both could and should undertake “It’s February 1st, I really chould take down my Christmas lights.”