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Post N' Go @postNgo

Customizing your interweb fun. Joined August 2010
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Post N' Go @postNgo

12 years ago

Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.

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12 years ago

If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.

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12 years ago

"People should just mind their own business," probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site.

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12 years ago

Two cars crashed into each other in Mexico. 57 Dead.

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12 years ago

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten." @TheComedyJokes

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12 years ago

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."

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12 years ago

Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.

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12 years ago

You haven't experienced awkward until you've tried tickling someone who isn't ticklish.

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12 years ago

I have many talents. Like sleeping.

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12 years ago

Spice up your Facebook experience by making your status updates your google searches.

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12 years ago

G marks the spot.

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12 years ago

Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that we're out of napkins

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12 years ago

Apparently I'd rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.

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12 years ago

Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger

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12 years ago

Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away"

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12 years ago

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

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12 years ago

That awkward moment when you're at a red light & you look at the person next to you & they're already looking at you.

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12 years ago

For Halloween, I wrote "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and handed out lemons to strangers

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12 years ago

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

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