Alayna @potatomoonbeam
Just a smol potato in a big fucking universe. Metal, but with flowers. North Carolina Joined November 2017-
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I can't even begin to describe how much I hate my apartment building and neighbors. If Stompy McStomperson doesn't cool it right outside my door I'm going to lose my freaking mind.
"Entry level" and "CPA license strongly preferred" in the same dang job listing. Y'all are killing me lol
I swear, pickup truck drivers become absolutely assmad when they get passed by a Prius.
It's funny how 10 years ago I was all "I'LL NEVER HAVE A DESK JOB I'LL NEVER WORK FOR THE MAN NINE TO FIVES ARE THE WORST" and now I'm all "wow just look at this good dental plan, this cup would be great on my desk, def need a new calendar soon for the office soon"
Nail polish is so attractive on dudes. No idea why.
The part in Blue Planet II where the mother short-fined pilot whale is holding her baby who drowned because of plastic waste kills me. She felt loss. She and her pod were grieving. And it sucks that humans caused it. And most don't even care.
There are few things in life as scary as watching someone you love panic through an allergic reaction and then needing to watch them breath at 12am so you know the benadryl is working.
It’s okay to be a late bloomer, everyone moves at their own pace. The pressure to do things at a specific time in your life takes away the vital space and thoughtfulness needed to make smart decisions and work towards goals in a way that is right for you!
Someday someone is going to eat Chinese food and watch Friends with me on Friday nights 🥠📺
In end , we're still strangers ')
Guys I *need* to live somewhere with a fucking club. Mindless drunk dancing with strangers that I'll never see again is everything I need right now.
Every time I take a personality test I score the *exact* same on two different personality types. Orange and green, 5 and 6, etc. I worry so much that I've got multiple people in here and one day they'll but out and I'll have to live out my life at crazy camp..
*me before doing anything* Fuck it im going to Hell either way
At least I let you have tattoos and get drunk
📷 A new design featuring the third eye black cat! Working on some orange and black designs for Halloween. tmblr.co/ZkSlVx2l4mdMq
Listen to the kids x.com/SoySammyLoko/s…
Someone please tell my brain that I actually love my life and it needs to stop being a little piece of depressed crap.
The Medical M.A.B. @Oga_DoctorBlue
7K Followers 674 Following Your favorite neurologist's favorite neurologist 🧠🤘🏿 Thoughts are mine and mine alone...happy to share them though!
She-Ra and the Prince... @DreamWorksSheRa
96K Followers 105 Following Final season of #SheRa now streaming on Netflix!
🍰 Siobhan✨ @siobhanchiffon
86K Followers 1K Following Siobhan (shuh-von), she/her 🍰🌿 | 💌 contact: [email protected] | OPEN FOR WORK | Creator for DC Comics | previous: DreamWorks, Marvel, KFC, Riot Games
Fettle Botanic @FettleBotanic
375 Followers 485 Following We are the child of a naturopath, and labor of love of staff. Nature works. In fact, works wonders. Consider us your outfitter and guide.
kami 🔥 @karekareo
97K Followers 781 Following animation + storyboard | she/her | tip jar: https://t.co/GQfVdmTGq6 | contact・仕事の相談: kamille.areo(@)gmail(.)com
moogly @mooglyblog
24K Followers 415 Following #Designer of #crochet patterns, occasional #knitter, mom, and crafty #blogger!
🌜Sibylline🌛 @Sibylline_M
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Timothy F. @Trick2g
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The Handmaid's Tale @HandmaidsOnHulu
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RachelSmythe @ Lore O... @used_bandaid
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Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen
850K Followers 2K Following Author of Sarah's Scribbles, FANGS, and Cryptid Club she/her No NFTs 🚫 no A.I. Publishing inquiries: [email protected]
Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle
263K Followers 3K Following Married to @tayloralexypyle / #1 NYT Bestseller: Strange Planet / NYT Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / formerly @BuzzFeed / I follow Jesus
Hail Satan? @hailsatanfilm
7K Followers 556 Following Chronicling the extraordinary rise of one of the most colorful and controversial religious movements in American history. A documentary from Penny Lane.
Lucien Greaves @LucienGreaves
57K Followers 175 Following Cofounder and spokesperson for The Satanic Temple (@Satanic_Temple_) Front Person, Satanic Planet (@SatanicPlanet) https://t.co/3Jsl2oIqeM
The Satanic Temple @satanic_temple_
137K Followers 212 Following We are the only federally recognized international (non-theistic) religious Satanic organization. Subject of documentary film "Hail Satan?" (2019)
Rep. Alexandria Ocasi... @RepAOC
751K Followers 605 Following This account is maintained by federal staff to share services and legislation relevant to constituents of NY-14.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
jakey @nakeyjakey
345K Followers 668 Following small town trash in the big city https://t.co/1F2J12SlT8 @ballcreative
Cj🍳 @ceejurs
224K Followers 407 Following do not mock the uchiha ✉ Business Inquiries: [email protected] ✏COLOSO Anatomy Class: https://t.co/HPSIWqTlg7
Secular Coalition for... @seculardotorg
46K Followers 3K Following Protecting the equal rights of nonreligious Americans and the wall between religion and government.
✨Alluux @Alluux
50K Followers 5K Following 🌺 Alex/Alluux 🃏COO @VCardTCG 🎨Creative Lead @GamerSupps #alluuxart 💌 Manager @paymoneywubby 💜 https://t.co/QtyJ6GaQHu 📧 [email protected]
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American Humanist Ass... @americnhumanist
60K Followers 3K Following A voice for the nonreligious. A problem for the religious right. For more humanism 👉 https://t.co/UjSBTYPXjX
Humanists Internation... @HumanistsInt
19K Followers 1K Following Humanists International is the global representative body at the heart of the humanist movement. This account is no longer active, please follow us on Bluesky.
John Cena @JohnCena
12.6M Followers 1.0M Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate
Jec🌸🍅🔞⚠️ @ceejss
292K Followers 237 Following SasuSaku🔞🔞🔞SFW/SMUT/NSFW/VERY NSFW🔞🔞🔞but not always//pls block me immediately if u don’t like anything from here//i just wanna draw🍅🌸//main: @ceejurs
James Murray @billmurray2313
20 Followers 107 Following
Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
20.7M Followers 17 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLook
LINKIN PARK @linkinpark
5.2M Followers 6 Following New film UNSHATTER in theaters now. Reserve your tickets at https://t.co/K2iKygNtzi.
YelaWolf @Yelawolf
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