Third World Living @povertyproblems
I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camelherdin'man I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan Joined January 2012-
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@BarackObama wants me to be unemployed forever... I don't care as long as I keep getting $ for watching "walking dead" #unemploymentcheck
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I love sleeping in the streets when it is summer time... So warm!!!!
Just scored a half eaten cheese cony... #cincinnati
Here's to tigers and condoms... Two things I don't fuck with...
You have beautiful eyes, I can see my unborn children in them...
Did u know there are bar codes on the bottom of condoms??... Oh, you don't roll them all the way down?
Is your name Mary? Someone told me I should try a bloody mary, they are really good...
How I wish you were, we are just 2 lost souls swimming in a fish bowl... Year after year... (Fishbowl= sewage treatment center)
Went to the BP to wash my hair, they were out of soap... #pissed
Dick Clark died... I have a dick... I ate a hotdog out of the garbage can
The last time I touched a vagina was when I cam out of my mom's...
Just picked up a new #ShakeWeight.. well, actually its just a Jelly Fish
It is important to fall out of your comfort zone from time to time... This is why I pee myself and sleep on a cardboard box.
Woke up cuddling a rat #goodmorning
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I hear there is a place where regrets outlast the alcohol. I wouldn't know, have been too drunk to take notice.
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Doctor: The average person drinks 10 drinks per Month Me: You mean per day? Doctor: What? Me: What?
@brat_problems she will... She is drunk... #yourparentsneedtodonatemoneytothelibrary #gotoschool #govolunteeratthesoupkitchen
@brat_problems betch, I'm homeless... Donate your slutty clothes to Goodwill n stop complaining about Gretchen #sladelovesher #nooneloveyou
@ShopaholicProbz I just went shopping at the new Goodwill,got a wedding dress...look pretty when I wear it (atleast that's what Bruce said)
Pioneeradio @_Pioneeradio
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CYBER LORD1 @janet_tae
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Taylor Smith @iamtaylorsmith
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ThisShouldBYoTagline @taglinetweet
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Treebeliever @Treebeliever1
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Big Red @thecornellbetch
146 Followers 418 Following daddy's checkbook got me in, now im the baddest betch of the ivy league. you can go shave your back now.
Gary O @JoshAllenLB
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Shera Yawn @Shera_Yawn
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KU Diva Problems @KUDivaProblems
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Margret Figuera @Margret_Figuera
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Earnest One @USCGAUXDIV18
900 Followers 256 Following Serving the US Coast Guard and private boaters since 1967
Hayden Moses @haydentylerrr
187 Followers 345 Following the busiest queer you know #BlackLivesMatter #illgowithyou #notmypresident #TransLivesMatter fb/insta/twitter break until further notice
TUcamfed @TUCamfed
142 Followers 741 Following A group of Temple students working with Camfed to give African girls a better education. http://t.co/XID6vX6892
Crashing Cars @CrashCarsBand
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Caitlin Harvey @ivotecaitlin
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Athlete Problems @Athlete_Probz
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theJMUBETCH @theJMUBETCH
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SamfordProblems @SamfordProblems
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ⓣǫȶȇƨⓑĭȶç�... @totesbitchmove
43 Followers 261 Following Mean Girls is the Bible. Alcohol is my weakness. Boys are my territory. & being a ⓑĭȶçḫ is who I am.
Athensboard @athensboardcom
419 Followers 1K Following Students helping students find great deals from great local businesses all over Athens. Click on our website to win free coupons and prizes!
princess barbie @barbie_secrets
119 Followers 469 Following confessions of a real life barbie, just looking for my ken while lookin fab.
BAMA Girl Problems @BAMAGrlProblems
2K Followers 494 Following Yes I will say Roll Tide, but I refuse to wear any clothing with houndstooth on it.
COACH ANTHONY GRIGSBY @EastEnExplosion
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LIFT @LIFTCommunities
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WhiteGirl @HaDrunkWhiteGrl
16 Followers 35 Following I'm really great at drinking, networking, pickup lines, making friends, starting fights and blacking out.
Ricdonkulous @Ricdonkulous
123 Followers 161 Following
IG:MrGoodProblems @MrGoodProblems
3K Followers 998 Following Act right or exit stage left. #GoodProblemsEnt
Coach Rob Summers @CoachRobSummers
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50mm London @50mmLondon
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COMO Vincent Pica Snr... @USCGAuxVin
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Earnest One @USCGAUXDIV18
900 Followers 256 Following Serving the US Coast Guard and private boaters since 1967
The numba 1 stunna ! @redbeamE
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Northern Girl @bagel2baguette
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UMASS Amherst Kid @ZooMassProblems
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unfiltered @fuckyourfilter
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AsianGirlProblems @azngirlproblemz
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SingleGirlStruggles @singlestrugglin
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First World Life @FirstWorldLife
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Once Upon A Betch @OnceUponABetch
14K Followers 139 Following She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.
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PartyGirlProblems @PartyGirlPrblms
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That Girl @thatfuckinggrrl
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Blackout Barbie @Blackout_Barbie
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SoccerGirl @SoccerGirlFC
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Pretty Girl Drama @prettygirldrama
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Arab Girl Problem @arabgirlproblem
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Tomorrow's Associatio... @MCIAssociations
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Rich Girl Problems @RichGirlProbs
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BU Bro Problems @BUbroproblems
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Robyn Nissim @iGoByRobyn
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Betches @betchesluvthis
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Lynne Kiesling-Knowle... @knowledgeprob
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Nelson Star @NelsonStarNews
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