Power Trip Quotes @powertripquotes
Sifting through the @PowerTripKFAN for memorable quotes. Laugh and enjoy! patreon.com/betsandquotes Joined June 2015-
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“250 K’s? That’s one week of Twins baseball!” - @johnkriesel comparing lottery winnings to the local ball club’s lackluster offense this season
“So did she - (hit the post) - it was a wet one!” - @Chris_Hawkey on Taylor Swift’s theorized “Fart Era” success. Welcome back, Hawk. A good man once said, “Never trust someone who doesn’t think farts are funny!”
“That’s the size of the lock on @KFANRosen’s wallet!” - @johnkriesel on the size of the world’s largest padlock
“You know what that guy’s doing next door?!? He’s destroying that porcelain, and you want to get in that!?!” - @nacholeber with assists from @KFANFIGHTS and @johnkriesel and an epic laugh track from @MarkDParrish - breaking down airport restroom behavior
“Didn’t miss a meal!” - @CoryCove, when discussing what @MeatSauce1 missed while in Europe. Honorary mention to @Chris_Hawkey for suggesting other things he might’ve missed
“I threw it so far left, I brushed back Rachel Maddow!” - @SklarBrothers on throwing out ceremonial first pitches at baseball games
“Well, she took one big ‘L’ about ten years ago!” - @Chris_Hawkey on the prospect of Angie getting a ‘win’ for thinking that @CoryCove’s dogs can tell the weekend from weekdays. “The weekend’s finally here!” Great point!
“If you ran your body like you ran your mouth, you wouldn’t be such a fatass!” - Martin Moistchew, NFL Draft Expert, in response to @MeatSauce1’s questions. Too bad @Chris_Hawkey missed the segment!
“@Chris_Hawkey just let out a fart with so much bass I think Dr. Dre produced it!” - @KFANFIGHTS on an ass-ripping so loud that it interrupted the show
“If it ain’t in Playboy, I don’t read it!” - @Chris_Hawkey on whether he read an article @MarneyGellner read in the Star Tribune
“No, he’d have to be surgical with that punch!” - @TommyO53 on the unlikelihood of himself being punched in his privates when questioned by @johnkriesel about an incident from his Gopher Football days
“My cow’s name is Catboy!” - @ZachHalverson in response to @juliaddaniels revealing her cat’s name, adding “Best Joke” to his “Greatest Week Ever” resumé
“Saturdays With Sauce is back?!” - @ZachHalverson asking for clarification on a news story about two humpback whales mating on camera. Note: there were no motorcycles involved
“I got a gig. I can’t go to either one, my apologies. I’ll send flowers to PeteSauce’s and a bag of feces to @CoryCove’s!” - @Chris_Hawkey on the gifts he would send to the funerals if PeteSauce and Cory died at the same time. You know which one Dwight will attend!
“I got whackin to do - don’t get that stuff on my hands!” - @Chris_Hawkey on his reluctance to carve jack-o-lanterns out of pumpkins
“Mark Parrish has spent more on McDonald’s today than the @Twins have spent on free agents!” - @johnkriesel with a shot at the #PohladPocketProtectors, as well as a couple “my first marriage” follow-ups
“They’re working on it!” - @Chris_Hawkey on the suggestion that “they” should shut the building down. Low-key #QOTY candidate, but maybe a little too inside baseball for some.
I rarely repost myself, but this quote is becoming evergreen. Sadly. This is as true today as it was 5 years ago.
I rarely repost myself, but this quote is becoming evergreen. Sadly. This is as true today as it was 5 years ago.
Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1
117K Followers 478 Following “Haters are a good problem to have. Nobody hates the good ones. They hate the great ones”. ~Kobe https://t.co/fZWPgYLOGxJohn Kriesel @johnkriesel
78K Followers 432 Following Husband, Father, Combat Wounded Veteran, @PowerTripKFAN contributor, co-author of 'Still Standing', Keynote Speaker and former MN State RepresentativeChris Hawkey @Chris_Hawkey
110K Followers 3K Following Powertrip Morning Show on KFAN. Vocals for Chris Hawkey Band, The Fabulous Armadillos, and Rocket Club. Producer MN Vikings Radio Network. Still in Pursuit...Ben Leber @nacholeber
140K Followers 1K Following KSU Wildcat| Retired Vikings/Chargers/Rams| Co-Host @twincities_live Broadcaster @KFAN1003 @Vikings IG- benleberofficialPowerTripBets @PowerTripBets
21K Followers 425 Following Blockchain for bets made on the PowerTrip Morning Show on KFAN. 2023 DraftKings Survivor Champ. #BetTheRoadTeam 🧩Mark Rosen @KFANRosen
151K Followers 6K Following KFAN radio with Power Trip and Common Man, retired TV sportscaster, movie buff, broadcasting HOF, class of 2013, Father to Nick and Chloe, Cat DadZach Halverson @ZachHalverson
22K Followers 2K Following Producer @KFAN1003, @PowerTripKFAN, @mnwild & @Vikings Radio Network | @TheHornWBL FounderMaxx aka Humphrey Fro.. @KFANFIGHTS
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82K Followers 71 Following KFAN’s Power Trip Morning Show on 100.3 FM. Cory Cove (@CoryCove) Chris Hawkey (@Chris_Hawkey) and Meatsauce (@Meatsauce1) appear weekdays 5:30-9:00A.haley @haley_darling
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13 Followers 63 FollowingPaul Lambert @MeatSauce1
117K Followers 478 Following “Haters are a good problem to have. Nobody hates the good ones. They hate the great ones”. ~Kobe https://t.co/fZWPgYLOGxJohn Kriesel @johnkriesel
78K Followers 432 Following Husband, Father, Combat Wounded Veteran, @PowerTripKFAN contributor, co-author of 'Still Standing', Keynote Speaker and former MN State RepresentativeChris Hawkey @Chris_Hawkey
110K Followers 3K Following Powertrip Morning Show on KFAN. Vocals for Chris Hawkey Band, The Fabulous Armadillos, and Rocket Club. Producer MN Vikings Radio Network. Still in Pursuit...Ben Leber @nacholeber
140K Followers 1K Following KSU Wildcat| Retired Vikings/Chargers/Rams| Co-Host @twincities_live Broadcaster @KFAN1003 @Vikings IG- benleberofficialPaul Charchian @PaulCharchian
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21K Followers 425 Following Blockchain for bets made on the PowerTrip Morning Show on KFAN. 2023 DraftKings Survivor Champ. #BetTheRoadTeam 🧩Mark Rosen @KFANRosen
151K Followers 6K Following KFAN radio with Power Trip and Common Man, retired TV sportscaster, movie buff, broadcasting HOF, class of 2013, Father to Nick and Chloe, Cat DadZach Halverson @ZachHalverson
22K Followers 2K Following Producer @KFAN1003, @PowerTripKFAN, @mnwild & @Vikings Radio Network | @TheHornWBL FounderBrandon Mileski @BrandonMileski
51K Followers 623 Following On-Air Talent @KFAN1003, https://t.co/K40XcVlBjW “I’m not standing still, I’m lying in wait.”Michael Russo @RussoHockey
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69K Followers 0 Following Common lies for a living...but he's honest about it...Maxx aka Humphrey Fro.. @KFANFIGHTS
12K Followers 874 Following Radio Produce, Power Trip Contributor, Host of Wolves Fanline/Worst Case Scenario, Handsome Caramel Skinned Afro Extraordinaire @KFAN1003 @IHeartMediaTommy Olson @TommyO53
26K Followers 806 Following Mahtomedi HS | U of M | Sales | @PowerTripKFAN contributor | Instagram- @tommyolson5858 | Email- [email protected]Power Trip KFAN @PowerTripKFAN
82K Followers 71 Following KFAN’s Power Trip Morning Show on 100.3 FM. Cory Cove (@CoryCove) Chris Hawkey (@Chris_Hawkey) and Meatsauce (@Meatsauce1) appear weekdays 5:30-9:00A.Dan Barreiro @DanBarreiroKFAN
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136 Followers 205 Following MN Made, Grateful hubs and dad to 3 wonderful boys. Power Trip and KFAN rube...SKOL🤘💜Hayvin @HayvinPoker
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Only one thing would make me cheer louder than if @rickyrubio9 was at tonight’s Wolves game….
@powertripquotes @Chris_Hawkey I started crying at work from laughing so hard at that conversation. Immature, yes. Hilarious, also yes.
@powertripquotes @jq_rock77 @Chris_Hawkey God I missed the button bar last week. I love the show no matter what but it’s never the same when hawk, Sauce or Cory are gone
Dear @Timberwolves please don’t make us say “that’s Minnesota sports for ya” Today. We love you. We need you. -sincerely Minnesotants everywhere #SotaLove #NBa#Playoffs
@ZachHalverson @MeatSauce1 @Chris_Hawkey @powertripquotes 34 minutes into hour 3 of the Chandler Dahmer podcast Rosie says “I’d probably tap that” when referencing an airplane confrontation, and I don’t think anyone noticed. Definite button bar material
What a fun group and delicious dinner! Even if we couldn’t quite get the “you’ll be salivating when you see it” line right! 🤣@PowerTripKFAN Thanks to the assist by Smitty Oom for the shoes edit
Vegas, Baby, Vegas! Here we go. @PowerTripKFAN
A live look at @powertripquotes trying to document all these Quote of the Year contenders on the @PowerTripKFAN right now from @KFANFIGHTS, @johnkriesel, @MarkDParrish, and @nacholeber
@PowerTripBets @powertripquotes That’s Pretty Cool
It’s happening! @SklarBrothers throwing out the first pitch today ⚾️ #twinsattwins @Twins
2.5 more work days until my favorite (unofficial) holiday, #mntwins home opener.
@Chris_Hawkey If not cool I will take down. Been having a bit of a tough afternoon mentally and this one got me through. Thank you so much for your music. It makes a real difference. #underdog #imgladyourehere