Pratherisms @pratherisms
My fellow co-worker's non sequiturs. CW = co-worker P = Pratherism Joined May 2014-
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CW: I don't want to be jumping through hoops for this guy. P: Hoops!? What am I, a dog!? QUACK QUACK! #whatdoesthefoxsay #animalkingdom
@DunkinDonuts CW2: Aren't crows ambidextrous?
CW: @DunkinDonuts used to have cronuts. P: Cronuts?! How do you know if crows have nuts? What if it's a female?#creamfilled
CW: I don't want to copy the boss on this email. P: Just Bcc him so he can't see it! *uncontrollable cackling* beat Well I laughed.
CW: Hunt's ketchup? It's not a very creative name. P: They should have used a C instead of an H. But I don't think you'd want it to be red.
CW: you almost sound annoyed. P: Just like Domino's! CW: What? P: The Noid!
CW: Those glasses are like bifocals on top of bifocals. P: The plot thickens. CW: *blank stare* P: Just like the lenses.
CW: Are those sprinkles or jimmie's on that cookie? P: They are sprinkles. Jimmie's are for faggots!
What's a Fez? I know what a Pez is, something you put your painkillers in.
"Mennonite!? That sounds like a soup, man" #soupyreligion
CW: That's asinine! P: Oh I'd give her ass a 10.
(Talking about a dehydrated orange) You can't reconstitute it, I already read it it's rights. #orangeyouglad
Worcestershire sauce. I ain't no Worcestershire. There's coffee. #cookingwithprather
I got a twit for ya: Two twits walk into a bar. Oh wait, that's Scott. Barbecue sauce! #chilis
That literally just happened. Like a book. #illiterate
CW: Did you print that? P: *puts two fingers to temple* I'm trying to wirelessly print from here. I'm trying to telepathy.
Arbitrary? No, there's no trees in this, just steel. #arboretum
How do you add something to urban dictionary? Do you have to talk to someone from ur...Urbania? #urbandictionary
CW: Well he's a video game connoisseur so... P: Connoisseur? No, I don't eat that stuff. I eat steak.
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