Turd Ferguson @pristine_john
2009 Swine Flu Survivor • Intactivist • “The People’s Champ” Joined January 2024-
Tweets150
-
Followers9
-
Following25
-
Likes124
Jesus ain’t the only thing that rose this morning
DI, DII, and NAIA Indoor Track & Field national meets all being ran on 200m BANKED tracks. DIII having to run on a 200m flat? The NCAA is doing a disservice to these kids by allowing schools to host not making a 200m banked track a REQUIREMENT! @CoachLukeSy @D3GloryDays
Inviting my girl over tonight to watch my old Hudl film.
Sitting in the local high school’s parent pick up line blasting Bautista’s WWE walk out song. Making this Monday my bitch.
From here on out, I am Turd. Do not address me as anything else.
Painful way to go out last night, but a good watch nonetheless. I’ve gotta find my way to a rink and fast!
Oh Canadaaaaaaaa You can suck my BALLS!!!!!!!!!
That fat slavic is about to put up numbers tonight. I see 40!
Main event and Dean is not in the ring? WHAT ARE WE DOING!
That’s a bullshit KO call. Herb would’ve never called that.
First day of practice and gave the boys a nice little 500, 400, 300 ladder. Easy pace stuff this week. Their ass is mine come Monday. Track is back.
The Cats lose to Arkansas and Luka becomes a Laker in one night. What is going on!?
First pickleball tournament tomorrow! Here are my keys to success: 1) Don’t give away points 2) Win at the kitchen line 3) Minimize mishits (serves, returns, etc.)
I would like to see Rattler out of the league. I didn’t like him in QB1 and I don’t like him as QB1.
Mangione and I might’ve been homies. Guy seems like a chiller. (minus the murder)
Stark Moops @HughJoh36619265
5 Followers 63 Following stoops troops. innocent until proven guilty #watson.
Chief Boohoo @chiefboohoo
91 Followers 83 Following There’s always next year • Lunatic Fringe President
Chris bauman @Chrisbauma54464
723 Followers 4K Following
Alex Majoras @AMajoras
184 Followers 151 Following
Magic Tom @bengals_Tom
76 Followers 99 Following Blue collared Bengals fan watching the game from the nosebleeds || The term Tom Foolery™️ comes from me || We pay our respects to President Woodrow Wilson here
UKShitpostGateway @BBNShitpostGate
497 Followers 1 Following i make uk memes — main: @papawwashington
Travis Miller @travismillerx13
55K Followers 1K Following Emmy winner. NBC Sports Director of Social Media. 24/7 Track & Field. travismillerx13 on all social platforms
Honoria Gerry @informedchart88
6 Followers 8 Following
Mikey V. @BeardownCuz
27K Followers 624 Following NJ Dad 🧔🏻♂️(but bald) Ball-Knower 🏈 Buckeye 🌰 Bears Fan 🐻 Co-Host @brilldumbshow 🎙️ Click “subscribe” on IG profile for sports picks, workouts, & more
Stark Moops @HughJoh36619265
5 Followers 63 Following stoops troops. innocent until proven guilty #watson.
James Morrison, Jr. @my_name_jame_
44 Followers 61 Following Centre College Track and Field ‘23 // insta: jamesm5678
Chief Boohoo @chiefboohoo
91 Followers 83 Following There’s always next year • Lunatic Fringe President
Barstool Kentucky @BarstoolUK
64K Followers 711 Following Direct Affiliate of @BarstoolSports Not affiliated with University of Kentucky. Instagram: @barstoolkentucky TikTok: @BarstoolUK
Patric Edwards @impatricedwards
392 Followers 339 Following Kentucky, Tennessee, Vols, Bengals, mostly wrong
Alex Majoras @AMajoras
184 Followers 151 Following
The Horny Tits fan @TheHornyTitsFan
47 Followers 50 Following Avid Titans fan - Very Horny - Cousin to Charles Entertainment Cheese - survivor of the Vermont Cheese Trail
Magic Tom @bengals_Tom
76 Followers 99 Following Blue collared Bengals fan watching the game from the nosebleeds || The term Tom Foolery™️ comes from me || We pay our respects to President Woodrow Wilson hereTrends for United States
You might like
