Eli @process_eli
That post really tied the room together. Licensed experimental fisherman in the state of California. Coastal California Joined July 2020-
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Deodorant getting so good shortly we will have 24-36 decade odor protection
I had the worst night of sleep and feel like im getting sick. This is what I drank yesterday 11am - 270mg Celsius 2pm - Large Yerba Mate 4pm - beers 7pm - coffee Someone help please
What’s it called when you have photographic memory only for things that don’t matter at all
Hey bro are you still vegan? You’ve barely touched your athletic brewing and locally sourced soydog
One thing I’ve learned about the internet is that people will read 25% of what you write You can post a pic of an $80 payout from X, and the bottom corner could be a reminder that says “dispose of dead bodies and pay bail” All the comments would say “wow nice payout!!!”
It’s always “banger” and never “you sir won the internet today!!”
Hey bro are you ok you’ve barely wasted your 8 hours on twitter today
I just met the sweetest old lady at a garage sale She was selling these beautiful picture books with family photos We chatted and she said “just take them, nobody would pay for these” Little does she know I work at openAI — these vintage photos will be priceless for training
I take great pride in being somebody’s first non bot follower
Inside every man there are two Brian/Bryan Johnson’s
Just watched the owner of a small white poodle-ish dog watch it pee on somebody’s blanket at the park and do nothing

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