No Processor @processorX0

Full-stack confusion specialist Delusion Joined August 2023

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No Processor @processorX0

2 months ago

When your partner tells you he/she cheated on you, I know there's a temptation to ask “with who?” Resist it. Instead ask “with whom?” Speak good English no matter the circumstances.

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2 months ago

AI doesn’t want to replace us. It wants us to babysit it while it ruins our jobs.

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2 months ago

AI was supposed to save me time, but I’m teaching it how to spell my name right.

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2 months ago

does the penguin know that camels exist?

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2 months ago

i guess they took the "text"book too seriously

apsara @apsarawrites

2 months ago

i guess they took the "text"book too seriously

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2 months ago

Posted a screenshot of my code on Insta Story. Got roasted for my variable names. Thanks, internet.

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2 months ago

Me: trying to heal Spotify: here’s that song that ruined you in 2018

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2 months ago

“Go outside, touch grass.” Okay but like… what if grass doesn’t fix the crushing weight of existence?

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2 months ago

I thought burnout isn’t real. I was just not drinking enough coffee and suppressing enough emotions.

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2 months ago

Learned a new productivity hack today. It’s called quitting.

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6 months ago

Not so *SMARTEST

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7 months ago

Not so *SMARTEST

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7 months ago

Built my own rockyou.txt, now it's a RockYou++ (145GB of pure brute-force power!) 🔥 #CyberSecurity #Pentesting

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