Programming Jokes @progjokes
Joined September 2013-
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I came, I saw, I deleted all your files. #quote #progjokes
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe......
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0. #progjokes
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Best file compression around: "rm *.*" = 100% compression! #progjokes #unix
Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously. #progjokes #Windows
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics. #progjokes #graphics
You have successfully hacked in, Welcome to the FBI mainframes. #progjokes #hacking
I had a dream... and there were 1's and 0's everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. #progjokes #perl
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