The Project Managher @projectmanagher
#CoWorker rants. #MicroManager gripes. #Customer grief. I work with engineers so you don't have to. It's a hard g and a silent h. Joined September 2011-
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When you get confirmation that the last PO on a project is coming through. #todaywesettleallfamilybusiness youtu.be/NjY4tx4ZTJc
And the PM looks the other way...
As a Project Manager, 95% of my job is apologizing to customers that I can't give them things they had previously decided not to purchase. #projectmanagement
I would try to count the # of times the Eng Coordinator leaves her desk but I'm afraid there isn't a numbering system that goes high enough.
The new Eng. intern spends the majority of his day unabashedly on his phone if you're wondering what the next gen after Millenials is like.
If you made a version of The Office set in an Engineering department, the casting would be easy. Every character would just be Dwight.
"Pencil & paper was the original auto-save." - a #CoWorker
Still waiting for the one perfect work day where I get through it without having to interact with a single #Coworker. Its my white whale.
The bring-in-a-hot-lunch game at the new job is STRONG. So many TV dinners, you'd think all my #CoWorkers were broke college freshmen.
If you bring a hot lunch in to work and eat it at your desk, there is a fair-to-excellent chance that I hate you.
The only caller ID I need to know I'm getting a call from a headhunter is that my phone is ringing at all. Literally no one else calls me.
There are 2 types of men: 1. Those who engage in conversation while at the urinal 2. And GOOD, DECENT, SELF-RESPECTING ones who do not.
Week 3 on the new job and I'm already hearing DETAILED descriptions of a #Coworker lancing a boil. Good to know that things never change.
My favorite part of the first few weeks on a new job is the innocence in not knowing which of your coworkers are incompetent at their jobs.
OH: "If you've learned where the coffee pot and the restroom are, then your first week of work has been a success."
Had to think long & hard this morning about the answer to 8+5. It just didn't look right to me. Who knew the answer was 14? #engineer

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