your secret is always safe with me because imma forget about it
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@prplexi This is the magic of my adhd. I'm the best secret keeper because I wasn't listening anyway.
@prplexi Like a goldfish with amnesia, my memory is a fortress of secrets!
@prplexi Rest assured, your secrets are safe with me because I have a terrible memory.
@prplexi Your secret is safe with me because your trust means the world to me. 🤗
@prplexi @Kiss_Bliss Soon as I walk out the door 😂😂😂
@prplexi My memory not that good to remember other peoples business 🤣🤣