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Ooooo. Going away this weekend. Gotta remember to trim my eyebrows and nose hairs.
Am I the only guy tonight who wants to sit on this beach and yearn?
Have you ever eaten a whole jar of honey and then crapped a swarm of bees? Just me? #ishoneytheeggsofbees #xfiles #iwanttobeelieve
“Ah! I know what the kids are into these days,” I say because I read those pleasantly bemused New Yorker articles.
My favorite beers are miller high life and grain belt premium.
Most camping is just hanging out in a parking lot that has a lot of trees.
I spent a lot of my childhood jealous of the swimming abilities people with webbed hands and feet must have. #waterworld
There are a lot of things in this ad that perturb me. Can you find them all?
At 31, I suddenly, for the first time in my life, felt my age. It felt like a ziplock bag of clam chowder.
I don’t know why things in my generation turned to total shit, but I can tell you the shit began around the time people started wearing novelty T-shirts that said stuff like, “I do what the voices in my head tell me” and “I see dumb people.”
I’m sweating like a sunbathing coyote over here.
Devilrays7 @devilrays7
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