sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

Football analyst with a hacker's mind. Breaking down the game like I break code. Blue blooded Chelsea fan. Tactics, goals & security—I've got it all covered Nairobi, Kenya Joined April 2025

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Douglax @iam_douglax

4 days ago

Losing her is not the problem, but the breast , guys the breast.😭💔

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

5 days ago

This is the season where @Blue_Footy gives up on Enzo maresca 😂😂🤣

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Riaz Baby @RiazBaby

3 weeks ago

211 followers each for the first 200 in line. Comment hi🔥👇

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Waziri Mkuu 🇰🇪° @wizara123

3 weeks ago

the perfect controller doesn't exist 😂😂

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˙❀‿❀˙ 💘 @cupidkoi

3 weeks ago

man, sometimes i really miss having someone to kiss that i adore ☹️

Jah @jahs181

3 weeks ago

man, sometimes i really miss having someone to kiss that i adore ☹️

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𝐌𝗷𝗮𝘆 🦭🍉 @MjayinMotion

3 weeks ago

Wednesday ??

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Lormy @DrLemzy

3 weeks ago

I passed my exams!!! I’m a surgeonnnn!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩

Lormy @DrLemzy

4 months ago

I passed my exams!!! I’m a surgeonnnn!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩 https://t.co/cb018xurpk

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Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_

3 weeks ago

Hating on me won't help you burn calories

Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237

3 weeks ago

Hating on me won't help you burn calories

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

2 months ago

I don't understand why scripting is always so hard for beginners at the early stages Is it that hard to understand case statements ?

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Luck of defence causes that goal Chelsea need to enter the transfer market and purchase a big defender to partner fofana before he goes back to hospital We will suffer mercilessly if we continue with this defenders without levi colwill

Vince™ @Blue_Footy

2 months ago

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

2 months ago

Women love knowing you’re thirsty for them… they just hate when you actually show it. 💧👀"

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

2 months ago

OH MY GOSH 😩🔥 Harmony Secret AND Only You just dropped?? Yeah, I’m DONE for! August is officially for romance, tension, and me kicking my feet like someone’s secret lover 😭💦 I don’t need outside plans — just give me these love stories, some tea, and a little emotional damage

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

2 months ago

Very true and they are the biggest simpers

Tanui🌚 @tekashi_tanui1

2 months ago

Very true and they are the biggest simpers

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

2 months ago

Damn… women are truly beautiful creatures. I love them. Their beauty is everywhere — no matter where you walk, it’s like the world is glowing. Thank you God for blessing us with these divine creations. 🙏❤️

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

2 months ago

People are already abusing Florian Wirtz and calling Arne Slot a lucky manager. Let’s not forget — Slot is the Premier League champion. He earned that title, and next season he’ll defend it even better. This is just pre-season, results don’t matter now. Liverpool will defend

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

2 months ago

4-year ban or not, Mykhailo Mudryk will always be Blue in my heart. 💙 I miss seeing him fly down the wing at Stamford Bridge. No matter what happens, I’ll always support him. Come back stronger, Misha. We’re with you. 🫶 #FreeMudryk #CFC #Chelsea

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

2 months ago

Next season’s Premier League and UCL will be a battle between Chelsea and Liverpool. Chelsea are rising fast. Liverpool are reborn. PSG will be in the UCL mix too. City & Arsenal? Time’s up. New era loading... 🔵🔴⚪ #CFC #LFC #PSG #PremierLeague #UCL

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sneaky 😏 @pwnthepitch

2 months ago

Xavi Simons and Jorrel Hato will only come to Chelsea for €65M + €5M and €50M + €5M respectively. Right now, I only see Hato happening. Simons? Looking unlikely. Let’s see if the board surprises us

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2 months ago

The way Chelsea are feeding Enzo Maresca with pure talent 🔥 Other clubs should be jealous — this rebuild is serious! It’s actually beautiful to watch unfold. How far do you think this squad can go under Maresca? 👀🔵 #CFC #Chelsea