pythagorean, D.Bayer @pythagorean

Arbiter of arbitrary linguistic conventions. Lover of number. THEDAYWILLCOMEWHENWEWILLALLTWEETSCRIPTIOCONTINUA Los Angeles Joined March 2008

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pythagorean, D.Bayer @pythagorean

a year ago

Found it! This is what Trump was babbling about when he said he remembered seeing on tv that illegal aliens were coming to eat your cats

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Aaron Haspel @ahaspel

3 years ago

Footnote Zero, n. The original source of a dubious, often provably false, occasionally absurd claim repeated in numerous scholarly works.

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Christopher Zorich, JD @chris_zorich

4 years ago

Wait for it……. I got the chills‼️ #GoIrish🍀 @Marcus_Freeman1 #NotreDame @NDFootball #MarcusFreeman

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🚨🚨🚨☘️☘️☘️ Let me be the first the congratulate the NEW Dick Corbett Head Football Coach at the University of NOTRE DAME @Marcus_Freeman1 I’m so damn hype right now!! @NDFootball is in Great Hands!! #HereComeTheIrish

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Mick Assaf @mickassaf

4 years ago

BREAKING: Per my sources, Marcus Freeman will be the next head coach at the University of Notre Dame. #GoIrish

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Courtney Howard @Lulamaybelle

4 years ago

If you’ve never seen Karyn Kusama’s THE INVITATION, better step on it. It leaves Netflix on July 7. It’s excellent.

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Mike Scully @scullymike

6 years ago

Very funny writer, actor, & comic I love working with. Familiarize yourself!

New York Post @nypost

6 years ago

Very funny writer, actor, & comic I love working with. Familiarize yourself!

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SportsCenter @SportsCenter

6 years ago

12/10 on the mindblowing scale 🤯 #SCtop10 (via @BBCSport)

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NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter

6 years ago

Daniel Jones found his new favorite receiver during Monday Night Football (Video via @Owl__Kitty) #Giants

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Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets

6 years ago

When one of your homies finally makes it to the league 😂😂

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Mike Scully @scullymike

6 years ago

He finally brought something to the floor.

WHAS11 News @WHAS11

6 years ago

He finally brought something to the floor.

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Teresa Huang @teresapalooza

6 years ago

Hey all! I’m teaching a TV pilot writing class at the #EastWestPlayers this summer. Intended for emerging Asian-American writers who want to write a TV pilot. Slots are still available! Email [email protected] to sign up! 🤗✍🏽📺 @EWPlayers #tvwriting #pilotwriting

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Danielle Perez she/her @DivaDelux

6 years ago

Have rent prices in LA dropped yet??

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Neal Brennan @nealbrennan

6 years ago

This is a fun game. You list six bands/artists that you've seen at a gig/concert and one lie. People leave a reply with who they think is the lie. 1) Guns N' Roses 2) Prince 3) George Michael 4) James Brown 5) Drake 6) Radiohead

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Scott Simpson @scottsimpson

7 years ago

There’s a level of virtue that is itself immoral. I once left a $20 found in an ATM on top of the machine “in case the person comes back to get it.” This was a performance for my son, who in that moment realized his dad might be a twat

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İyad el-Baghdadi | إياد البغدادي @iyad_elbaghdadi

7 years ago

ALERT: The Saudi regime has finished extracting forced confessions under severe physical and psychological torture of the women's rights activists arrested last May. Now that they have the forced confessions, they declare they're ready to proceed to trial.