swagquack @quacko_quack
punctuation is optional instagram.com/quacko_quack/ Singapore Joined April 2009-
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this is still one of the funniest things ive ever seen
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Cat vs Dog challenge
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Resplendent.
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“What’s taking you so long in the shower?!” Me on the third stop of my sold out world tour in the shower:
in my past life i was a cheese tofu curdled into completion in circular cuboids and then chowed down unceremoniously in my present life i cannot hear what you are saying because mmnf i amf eafin cheef fofu in my future life i would like very much to be a cheese tofu again
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Teacher: “Don’t just copy the words from the textbook” Textbook: He died in 1960 Me: 1960 was when he died
while cancelling a restaurant reservation i was prepared to explain that i am down with a mild strain of gastroenteritis but instead it was a straightforward two click are you sure process with no chance of justification where else am i going to obtain sympathy for my misery
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oh to be a capybara surrounded by other capybaras taking a yuzu hot bath in the winter
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fuck it animal band 🎤🐛 🎸🦐 🎺🦕 🎷🐢 🐌🎻
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oh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange.
after a recent spate of those bildung films with minimal dialogue but inundated with closeup shots of the main character brooding until the story ends in medias res i am now questioning why i subject myself to this dissatisfactory ennui of foaming sea waves and looking out of car
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i’m not crying
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