Ralph S. @ralphset
Grammar Nazi. Platform 9¾. Joined March 2009-
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@mattswider I’m getting in without issues but the button is constantly grayed out and the page says currently unavailable. Is it sold out already?
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@netflix WHY DID YOU CANCEL THIS?!? WHO DO I HAVE TO SPEAK TO?!?
@Wdavidferguson @Most @netflix @katya_zamo @trixiemattel Ain’t nobody missing you boo
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#AtTheFamilyDinnerTable we only discuss gastrointestinal issues and death.
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Watching skyscraper documentaries on @PBS = night well spent #fuckmeupppp
When you wake up to find that you’ve lost your ID, you know that you had a good night.
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At a gas station in Virginia -- GP: Did you know that crabs can jump? If I were you I wouldn't go into the bathroom.
@ReneeShemesh I'm gonna need therapy after this trip
GM: Yeah but that stuff had no potency. Not like the stuff we got today.
GM: Let's just grow it. GP: Didn't we try to do that once when we lived on Cortelyou? We had the light and the garden. #Gma&GpaGrewWeed
GP: The price of the marijuana is $35 for an eighth in Colorado. GM: Wow that's a lot for an eighth. GP: What? It's $60 for an eighth here.
*crossing the Delaware Water Gap* GP: Delaware whaddup!
GM: Speaking of medicinal stuff, I need water to take my medicine. GP: Ok but it's frozen solid. Stick it between your legs to warm it up.
GM: Too bad you put the suitcase in the trunk. Could've gotten the stuff. GP: What stuff? GM: The medicinal stuff. #thishappenediswear
Grandma is singing along to 'Hold On We're Going Home' and 'Story of my Life.' Help.
Me: Ew road kill. GM: Al, keep an eye on your speed please. GP: If grandma doesn't shut it she's gonna join the road kill.
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