Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

I have eight digital watches, autism, a nice car, and a wooden hippo. Cambridge, MA, USA Joined August 2020

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@kerobinso I've never used instant pectin, and it's possible the instructions in the photo of the back of the box are oversimplified or wishful thinking. Even low-sugar pectin doesn't work so well.

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@kerobinso It looks like instant pectin will dissolve in non-boiling water, then it will jell in the freezer, allegedly. What I would consider "regular" pectin dissolves only in boiling water, you pour it into a glass jar, and it jells at room temperature.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@thomas536 @kerobinso Untrue. Sometimes you just need to unscrew it, clean out the gunk, and put it back together. Or turn it off and on again. Or find dangling wires and plug them in anywhere they fit - that last trick actually won me a software contract that I later failed at.

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Caroline Nelson @CGNelsonwrites

6 years ago

Are there any lines of poetry that you think about on a regular basis?

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@kerobinso My recent product daydreams focus on CLEANING MY FUCKING BEDROOM. Can I use barcode labels? RFID tags? NFC? Rule-based sorting? Image recognition? What about just clear plastic drawers? A storage locker? Toss a sheet over the piles of clutter?

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@msjohnsonmd @YIMBYRoby @ErekMajka Mine is alpha-DI-hydroxy, so it's a geminal diol. Trust me, I know chemistry jargon. I actually don't sell snake oil, it's a liquid wax. Technically. Everyone needs it.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@ErekMajka It's something you buy FROM me. It's super effective. You can apply it to your snakes if you want, it will prevent your snakes from giving you COVID-19. I promise.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

Made me laugh.

Álvaro G.T. @_AlvaroGT_

6 years ago

#Madrid16A Venga, a ustede!!!

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@JesusNaranjo_JN ¿Por qué escribió "no 5G", o 5G con equis? ¿Hay 5G en España? Sí hay 5G aquí en EE.UU.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@kerobinso Your Twitter bio: "When an app asks what to call me I suggest “Boss”." True story: Google Assistant calls me Hamster McFancy.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@esmesteban @QuantumFracture Soy gringo/guiri y no entiendo. "In order to fuck over my captain, I am not eating ranch" - ¿algo así? Qué es la traducción literal y qué quiere decir "de verdad", por favor. Saludos desde Boston.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@neiltyson Aren't I the center of the OBSERVABLE universe according to my own observations? I have made no such observations. This is a thought experiment.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@jaimealtozano Soy un guiri random, te amo tanto. Todavía no he visto Hamilton, no tengo Disney+. Follow me por favor! Thank you for everything you do and everything you are.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@tercosmicqueen Oiga @tercosmicqueen what should I eat for dinner? Also, please follow me! (A mí también todo me interesa.)

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

@tercosmicqueen Hey @tercosmicqueen soy "un random", sígueme! Por favor, te amo tanto. You are one of my idols. You are a role model. Buenoadiós!

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

Sometimes, random things make me laugh. Like the "banana for scale" meme. Or the nonsense names that Gfycat assigns to GIFs, like ExpensiveMudbrickDonkeyBackpack.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

I find that everything is harder to interpret without sufficient context.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

My username ALSO also looks like "Random ala Tzar", or Czar. You know, king. Caesar. Kaiser. And "ala" is French, at least in spirit.

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Random A. Lazar @randomalazar

6 years ago

My username also looks like Random A. Laser, but the last name is spelled wrong. Lasers are awesome. The A in the middle stands for "awesome", at least right now.