*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* @randombitsofwow
“I licked pills 💊, booze 🥃, and the funny farm. I don’t need anybody or anything!” #floridawoman Joined January 2009-
Tweets11K
-
Followers641
-
Following2K
-
Likes46K
This must be this person’s first Halloween on Earth
i hope they both rot in hell dressing up as an abuser and victim this is so STUPID DID THEY EVEN WATCH THE MOVIE.
5
490
8K
2.3M
1K
@pingu4ll I love the moon
*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* retweeted
They have the same energy, ifykyk
*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* retweeted
If you’re seeing this, you’re either queer, a whore, or you want to fight the government.
*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* retweeted
Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
@femwitness In desperate need of mental health care and therapy
@bryhami Well at least she’s not a dumbass like you
I have never been so poor or so unprepared to have to shove toilet paper in my pussy
OK as someone who's done the Toilet Paper Tampon move myself countless times what we're not gonna do is pretend this is male authors not knowing how to write women and not something women actually do
*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* retweeted
How ghosts relax after a long week 🎨 Little Spooky Studio
*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* retweeted
i am an empath so it really hurts me when you guys are fucking stupid
*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* retweeted
"You're only one medical emergency away from bankruptcy" - bitch, I'm one flat tire away from bankruptcy, wtf are you talking about?
@DanAndPhillow @windanxiety I don’t want to smell you, idgaf what your issue is.
*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* retweeted
they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* retweeted
@DanAndPhillow If you can go to a show you can take a shower be for real. This is why people don’t take ableism seriously as discrimination.
@itzTizzleYT It’s not even good writing!
@CallForCongress All these high morals and principles and yet you pay a fascist for Twitter.
@CallForCongress @demokick You fucking dummy.
@CallForCongress Brain dead blue check take
*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* retweeted
GEN X HAD TO SMOKE OUT OF SODA CANS WITH SCREENS FROM A SINK FAUCET AND THEN BLOW IT INTO A TOILET PAPER ROLL FILLED WITH DRYER SHEETS SO GEN Z COULD HIT A WEED PEN AT TARGET
@hayesbrown.bsky.soci... @HayesBrown
61K Followers 2K Following Writer/editor with @MSNBC Daily. Previously: @buzzfeednews. I make dumb jokes for smart people. As such, my tweets vary in quality. He/him.
Kelsey D. Atherton @AthertonKD
32K Followers 5K Following War, robots, & bad futures, but imagining better. EIC @CIPolicyJournal, opinions my own. Unitarian Universalist. He/him. Husband to @alymaybe, father of 2.
Tom Mason 🇺🇸 @gatormason
2K Followers 5K Following Gator fan in Gainesville, Fl. Democrat. If you know me and my tweets go against your beliefs, don't take it personally. I usually follow back NO DM's
Lauren Poe @laurenbpoe
2K Followers 1K Following Executive Director Greater Gainesville International Center. Former Gainesville Mayor and Professor at Santa Fe College.
Fred Sowder 🇺🇦�... @phredkid
520 Followers 2K Following A legal administrative professional, DJ, arts-lover, and community radio volunteer. Oh yeah -- music is everything! (he/him)
Sophia @AhmedEl00115143
16 Followers 1K Following emotional support water bottle, messy bun & main character syndrome ✨ dangerously friendly
Kiaraakitty @Kiaraakittgp
27 Followers 343 Following
Lavonia @hedlund_lavonia
3K Followers 7K Following making content i'm proud of, one post at a time 💋
J @jojonono124
0 Followers 14 Following
jk @JKocks78
36 Followers 3K Following
Stop the Nonsense @kasthomas
257K Followers 38K Following Citizen scientist. See paper at https://t.co/j1VFlOTEVW. My stuff at BigThink: https://t.co/Z4LGgIljhq
Headmistress Tallulah @Tallulah_Chanel
3K Followers 1K Following 🖊Independent Author🖊 - #SourDollsWIP 🎙Podcast Host🎙 - The Mutant Academy Podcast 🥧ToonTown Resident🥧 👩🏾Simmer👩🏾
Sean Frost @TheSeanzy_
2K Followers 5K Following Endurance Athlete || AU Grad 🦚|| Washburn MBA || 22 time Ultra Marathoner || Chiefs Fan || Finished my first 1/2 marathon 5/27/21 and first💯miler 4/23/22
Williams John @Mikedon45
10 Followers 81 Following Treatment For Soul Click on the link to order 🍫 🍄 Reliable info about #psychedelics #LSD #MDMA #DMT #ketamine
John mill @Johnmill511026
1 Followers 87 Following Treatment For Soul Click on the link to order 🍫 🍄 Reliable info about #psychedelics #LSD #MDMA #DMT #ketamine
Cindy @reered_cindy
361 Followers 4K Following Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Isn`t it mind blowing?
marina SAW ARI 2x @ghostinlovs_
10K Followers 9K Following - how do you know I'm breathing, @spacebunsiana - multistan | arianator, swiftie, tinista | ari x1 | madison, ava, sabrina | HP | the hunger games
Delyth Waller @DelythWaller
2K Followers 5K Following
mayaa waters @mayakcfu
9 Followers 259 Following 18 💖 spam account lol 💕 main got banned, catch me on telegram ↓
nope @tatianaberg
491 Followers 3K Following
Idrinal @Idrinal4698
24 Followers 955 Following
Maarwoj @Maarwoj83584
23 Followers 648 Following
Orgeeulers @Orgeeulers3492
35 Followers 1K Following
JB @JBinhere
267 Followers 666 Following
chakra healer @chakrahealer11
193 Followers 6K Following Clarity gifts Space Space reveals Abundance • Abundance shares Love Love is the Law of Clarity
Lauren O’Neil @laurenonline
31K Followers 13K Following Journalist. Animal lover. OG internet girl. Pitches always welcome: [email protected]
☕️🎶✌️🪩�... @80sbabyyyyyyy
147 Followers 286 Following i have 1 brain cell so go ahead and argue with me in the comments 😝 I ❤️Trump
🫧 ♡ 𝒜𝓃𝑔... @smittcn_kittcn
424 Followers 2K Following angie, 30+ & flirty, she/her, ace, autistic, HLHS survivor, 🇮🇹 🇺🇸, Brooklyn doll, stage actress, cat mom, thrilled thrifter, kitsch bitch, @MissMuppy🩷
Wroathairt @WroathairtPHd5
27 Followers 1K Following
Tesxit @Tesxit1XM
102 Followers 3K Following
Joe @notJoeKa
31 Followers 174 Following
Coosi @CoosixKvKP
64 Followers 1K Following
.... @EJYREY22
40 Followers 306 Following
Sam Blackburn @samblackburn
7 Followers 135 Following
MJ @MarJeanSolo
539 Followers 844 Following
John Caro @jorac67
139 Followers 755 Following
basetsana Machoga @B_assie
7 Followers 195 Following
Decoy @Decoy_98
75 Followers 349 Following Profile pic by @Jourd4n_ Español/English I don't tweet. Like, at all. Sometimes I retweet things, though.
The remotable goon @okero6225_inno
4 Followers 309 Following
Jessica Mitchell @JessicaMit35252
4 Followers 321 Following
Dr. Martin Pratt, Ph.... @AskDrPratt
7K Followers 7K Following Dr. Martin Pratt, Ph.D.(Hon) 💙💙💙🧢 My Tweets are my own personal opinions #JCHIVE
Holly @00qTke33XhBk84R
46 Followers 649 Following Hope the next relationship, like with the appropriate can bump.
Ilana @Ilana1966714
58 Followers 2K Following
Nina @Nina99508675101
69 Followers 3K Following
Happy birthday @Happybirth40880
63 Followers 3K Following
Tsundere @Tsundere484957
65 Followers 3K Following
@hayesbrown.bsky.soci... @HayesBrown
61K Followers 2K Following Writer/editor with @MSNBC Daily. Previously: @buzzfeednews. I make dumb jokes for smart people. As such, my tweets vary in quality. He/him.
Kelsey D. Atherton @AthertonKD
32K Followers 5K Following War, robots, & bad futures, but imagining better. EIC @CIPolicyJournal, opinions my own. Unitarian Universalist. He/him. Husband to @alymaybe, father of 2.
Matt Ford @fordm
41K Followers 4K Following Law, democracy, and the courts, @newrepublic. Occasional @49ers and @Dodgers tweets. Nothing unreal exists. [email protected]
Tom Mason 🇺🇸 @gatormason
2K Followers 5K Following Gator fan in Gainesville, Fl. Democrat. If you know me and my tweets go against your beliefs, don't take it personally. I usually follow back NO DM's
Daniel W. Drezner @dandrezner
130K Followers 968 Following Professor @FletcherSchool. Author of Drezner's World: https://t.co/ruYNki1G1w. Co-host of Space The Nation w/ Ana Marie Cox. Shaker of hands with Mel Brooks.
Lauren Poe @laurenbpoe
2K Followers 1K Following Executive Director Greater Gainesville International Center. Former Gainesville Mayor and Professor at Santa Fe College.
Fred Sowder 🇺🇦�... @phredkid
520 Followers 2K Following A legal administrative professional, DJ, arts-lover, and community radio volunteer. Oh yeah -- music is everything! (he/him)
Women for Women Intl @WomenforWomen
104K Followers 3K Following Helping women survivors of war rebuild their lives. Current events, WfWI news & more. RTs do not equal endorsements. #StrongerWomenStrongerNations
Max Steele @maxasteele
17K Followers 5K Following Senior Director of Communications @Everytown. Lapsed Florida Man.
Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS
49K Followers 4K Following Producer. Correspondent. Writer. docs & articles on war and crime @ everywhere. pulitzer center grantee. reluctant podcaster @underworld_pod
Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart
798K Followers 149 Following The home of archaeology & arthistory enthusiasts. Designs by archaeologyart: https://t.co/GaIQdLKBsL
Popcorn Plug 🔌 @PopcornPlug_
182K Followers 3 Following Plugged into pure movie magic. Let’s binge together🍿🎥🔌
Mustafa Barghouti @Mu... @MustafaBarghou1
155K Followers 582 Following Palestinian MD and MP, Presidential candidate 2005, Founder and Leader of the Palestinian National Initiative (PNI) Activist and advocate of Palestinian rights.
Photochronographs @photochrono
12K Followers 202 Following Every history has its place... Follow on IG: https://t.co/SNe3Q91aI7 No A.I. is used in the creation of these images
bird of the day @birdsoftoday
201K Followers 60 Following posting birds every day ~ no ai ever ~ all photos CC-0 or CC-BY ~ header: https://t.co/uMiENSGvKz ~ profile pic:
The Food Manufacturin... @TipOfTheBanana
704K Followers 362 Following A deep dive into Food Manufacturing, CPG and anything Food Related | Newsletter Below
trailcam @Trail_Cams
1.4M Followers 184 Following
Former Fetterman Staf... @FettermanStaff
161K Followers 2 Following A group of former Fetterman staffers who are disgusted with what he's become. Here to share our stories & make sure Pennsylvanians know exactly who he is.
Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen
615K Followers 1K Following "a known liar" -Donald Trump. Political commentary. 5 billion views on YouTube. #1 NYT bestselling author. Host of @NoLieWithBTC. Clips at @btc_clips
NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
3.5M Followers 63 Following The Official *NASA* Webb X account. The world's most powerful space telescope. Launched: Dec. 25, 2021. First images revealed: July 12, 2022.
History@Disney @HistoryAtDisney
56K Followers 268 Following An account looking at the historical past of the Walt Disney Company through a visual medium. Fan account and not representative of The Walt Disney Company.
Cugg💕 @LamiCugg
11K Followers 3K Following Philanthropist | Animator| Biochemist| FOOTBALL | I love 🗽 | MAGA Subtle and sweet.. IG @lamiyamki
Ryan McCann @WRyanMcCann
3K Followers 978 Following Dad. Lukewarm takes. Whisky Neat. Avid Traveler.
ELA @ellabosslady_
127K Followers 932 Following Music • Football • Fitness • Relatable posts • 🤍🤎🤍• Ads/PR📩 [email protected]
XANDER GEOGRAPHIC �... @actionxander
39K Followers 3K Following Life, Liberty, & the Pursuit of the Full Send. Naturalist | Documentary Filmmaker | Wildlife Photographer | Founder @xploristsociety
The Real Guardrail Gu... @theguardrailguy
75K Followers 271 Following National Highway Safety Advocate/ Orphan Advocate Robbing America's Cruel Streets of Future Victims of Guardrail Failures
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
912K Followers 348 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | also @artbutnow
Tom K Morris @TomKMorris
25K Followers 831 Following Alleged Imagineer. Unofficial WED historian. Had something to do with a castle somewhere in 🇫🇷 and some neon Mickeys. Also lurking on Bluesky and IG!
Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy
484K Followers 848 Following Exploring the universe from a backyard in Arizona. Get my calendar 👇
Gators Softball @GatorsSB
162K Followers 270 Following Official Florida Gators Softball account 🐊🌻 2014 + 2015 National Champions
Audrey Fahlberg @AudreyFahlberg
57K Followers 5K Following Washington Correspondent @TheFP | Signal: AudreyFahlberg.77 | Email tips: [email protected]
Frederik Pleitgen @fpleitgenCNN
329K Followers 4K Following CNN Senior International Correspondent and Anchor
Shayan Sardarizadeh @Shayan86
217K Followers 14K Following Senior journalist at BBC Verify | verification, AI, disinformation, conspiracy theories, open source investigations, extremism | [email protected]
Scott Gustin @ScottGustin
102K Followers 2K Following I tweet about Disney, theme parks, Marvel, travel, cruising, and some politics. Digital at Nexstar. Contact: [email protected]
Ethan 💫 @ThatDisneyBoi
4K Followers 243 Following I dance for and talk about theme parks… that’s all 🕺• Universal Entertainment 🌎 • WDW Entertainment 🏰 • Professional Dragon Trainer 🐉 • Views are my ✨own✨
FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav
230K Followers 589 Following Rock and Roll Hall of Fame | GRAMMYs Lifetime Achievement Award #PUBLICENEMY
Sean Williams @swilliamsjourno
8K Followers 2K Following Very serious journalist and podcaster. EN/ES/DE [email protected]
Oz Katerji @OzKaterji
202K Followers 12K Following Ukraine Correspondent. British-Lebanese conflict journalist based in Kyiv. Director of The Battle For Kyiv. Podcasting @DrillPod & Host of @The_OK_Show.
Martyr Made @martyrmade
361K Followers 541 Following Darryl Cooper, Host of The Martyr Made Podcast. Co-host of Provoked w/Scott Horton. Also I MMA-post.
Rob Lee @RALee85
704K Followers 4K Following Senior Fellow @FPRI. Previously @USMC, @ColumbiaSIPA, @CentreAST. Focused on Russian defense policy.
Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan
129K Followers 3K Following Independent journalist. Non-stop. Projects: https://t.co/4ntFcS4ZnX
Cᴀʟɪʙʀᴇ Oʙs�... @CalibreObscura
220K Followers 751 Following V. part time Arms Researcher & Occasional Effortposter. Interested in MENA/Asia NSAGs
matthew. @iAmTheWarax
40K Followers 559 Following world's foremost hippopotamus appreciator. diplomacy enthusiast. gentleman. ardent russia disrespector. opinions my own, etc
Def Mon @DefMon3
293K Followers 576 Following Support my work: https://t.co/08QF2RJJ56 #FSRP I am not Tom Clancly.
The Underworld Podcas... @Underworld_Pod
6K Followers 82 Following The secret world of organized crime—with @dgisserious & @swilliamsjourno. IG: theunderworldpodcast …DON’T INSTAGRAM YOUR CRIMES
2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive
654K Followers 353 Following Live-posting as a reporter embedded in history. Curated by @MannyMarotta. Companion to @50YearsAgoLive, @100YearsAgoLive, and @250YearsAgoLive. DM for business.
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
486K Followers 2K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Harem Manager
NSCS - National Storm... @chaser_summit
5K Followers 3K Following Official Twitter account of the National Storm Chaser Summit - NSCS a 501c3 nonprofit- dedicated to severe weather edu!🌪️🌩️ Join us at #NSCS26
Uncle Walt’s Little... @UncleWalt1971
4K Followers 401 Following 🏰 Uncovering hidden Disney gems daily! Little-known facts from parks, films & more!
The Medieval Scholar @MedievalScholar
120K Followers 416 Following Telling stories of Medieval Europe. One thread at a time. Member of the Royal Historical Society. © Represented by @NorthbankTalentTrends for United States
You might like
Geoboo Song | 송거�...
@gbsong
1K Followers
Lawrence Archie Giton...
@LMwongera
3K Followers
Daniel Rubenson
@dktr_dr
1K Followers
Danielle Vulpis Clini...
@RSSLLCdv
988 Followers
Dr. Maggie Macdonald
@MG_Macdonald
1K Followers
Yonatan Morse
@MorseYonatan
330 Followers
Dr. Rosalie Clarke
@RDC1987
1K Followers
Anita Kellogg
@arkellogg
1K Followers