Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf
My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me Alignment: Humorous Neutral I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it. Sound tech. Ottawa, Ontario Joined October 2011-
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Canadians are nice people because all of our anger and hatred gets funneled into the geese.🪿
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Working a gig with Dame Jane Goodall tomorrow. Should be interesting!
I wanna create a death metal band that does the music of Jethro Tull. I’ll call it Death Row Tull. 🤘
It's 35°C out there today. Stay home, stay naked, stay hydrated.
I don't drink Monster drinks but I think I should buy a case and keep it under my bed. When someone comes over I can offer them one of the monsters from under my bed.
I pass this place on the bus several times a week and never fail to ask ... WTF? Are the two related?
Bartender, give me an entendre - and make it a double.
Hey @OC_Transpo , yesterday the 17 Parliament at mikinak & moses tennisco scheduled for 07:01 arrived at 07:16, today it arrived at 07:15 - any chance of this bus arriving on time in the future?
Hey @OC_Transpo, yesterday I had to talk a driver on the 25 Wateridge through the last couple of stops because he was lost. Today on the 17 Wateridge the driver completely missed the turn onto St. Laurent. When I told him he argued with me. TEACH YOUR DRIVERS THEIR ROUTES!
If you had a party in your grave, would the noise be a cacoffiny?
I try to be aware of how many books I put on shelves, I don't want to overload them. There's also an esthetic quality that I want to maintain. I guess you could say that I'm a little shelf-conscious. 🤔😉
I got some Finn time yesterday! ❤️ #Finn #Chihuahua #DogsOfTwitter
Snow, the next day
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⚡️Electrifying.co... @ElectrifyingCom
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