Really Dad Jokes @reallydadjokes

952 Followers 100 Following وأنفسَ إن تزد هماً تزد همماً وإن تذق ألماً ينهض بها الألم 🌴 لا اليأسُ ثوبي ولا الأمراضُ تكْسِرُني جُرحي عنيدٌ بلسع النار يلتئمُ

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a group of dads that like dad jokes and the funny quirky days of the year and putting the 2 together. We love good YOKES even if they are CORNY!

789DadJokes @789DadJokes

92 Followers 88 Following a group of dads that like dad jokes and the funny quirky days of the year and putting the 2 together. We love good YOKES even if they are CORNY!

Mr. analyst @mranalyst1452

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Adam Dib @10tom01

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Hil-arious Dads @hilariousdads

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Illustrator, cartoonist and children´s book writer. Daily dose of silly insta-humor over @surrealians. Do you enjoy a #funny #pun? If not, better not follow...

Nadia Tolstoy @NadiaTolstoy

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Mary Ann Gorgas @MaryGorgas

39 Followers 277 Following

Live and learn... hopefully.
Made a lot of mistakes in life and haven't always done the wise thing.
Maybe some day I might not make a mistake.

Daniel ... @Daniel_00000007

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Kevin @FlatEarthKevin

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Here to watch X burn and post about podcasts. Serious discussion elsewhere, e.g., https://t.co/ElIBoDyqMC and bugcounter on bluesky. Views my own.

Annoyed microbiologis... @bugcounter

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140 Followers 584 Following these tweets speak for themselves

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62 Followers 437 Following Really chill, thinker of thoughts

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Maggie R @MusicalMaggers

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A Philly girl at heart and a Boston University alum. Living a life that revolves around television, Taylor Swift, and books.

Liz Olenski @etolenski

150 Followers 496 Following A Philly girl at heart and a Boston University alum. Living a life that revolves around television, Taylor Swift, and books.

I edit culture stories @nbcnews + teach @USCAnnenberg / @cspaworkshop. Follow me elsewhere: @ sbhamedy on Insta & threads. Working on a fiction book bc why not

Saba Hamedy @saba_h

19K Followers 16K Following I edit culture stories @nbcnews + teach @USCAnnenberg / @cspaworkshop. Follow me elsewhere: @ sbhamedy on Insta & threads. Working on a fiction book bc why not

Art Director and illustrator @washingtonpost. Career highlights include drawing astronauts peeing, robots burping, and millipedes fornicating. For journalism.

Elena Lacey @miss_eleneous

474 Followers 271 Following Art Director and illustrator @washingtonpost. Career highlights include drawing astronauts peeing, robots burping, and millipedes fornicating. For journalism.

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17K Followers 2K Following blue sky at nathanjurgenson

Evgeny Morozov @evgenymorozov

86K Followers 8K Following Founder and publisher @syllabus_tweets; author; A SENSE OF REBELLION podcast coming out in June 2024

Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL

491K Followers 2K Following Official account of your new favorite NHL team, the Columbus Blue Jackets #CBJ

6’7” CA State Senator 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ Policy nerd & chronic legislative overachiever 🤓 Running for Congress to protect our democracy 💙 Vote Nov. 3, 2026 🗳️

Senator Scott Wiener @Scott_Wiener

114K Followers 1K Following 6’7” CA State Senator 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ Policy nerd & chronic legislative overachiever 🤓 Running for Congress to protect our democracy 💙 Vote Nov. 3, 2026 🗳️

David Adler @_dadler

24K Followers 608 Following Statcast for @MLB.

You live next to us and we don’t like you. DM ur best. or FUCKED UP TIPS: FdUpNextdoor@gmail.com **PARODY ACCOUNT NOT AFFILIATED WITH NEXT DOOR **

Fucked Up Nextdoor @FuckdUpNxtdoor

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Bloomberg Originals offers cinematic documentary-style explorations and feature shows at the intersection of business, climate, technology, sports and beyond.

Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals

1.2M Followers 2K Following Bloomberg Originals offers cinematic documentary-style explorations and feature shows at the intersection of business, climate, technology, sports and beyond.

anti-authoritarian art movement 💒🎀 contact: info@pussyriot.love

𝖕𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 ... @pussyrrriot

238K Followers 1K Following anti-authoritarian art movement 💒🎀 contact: [email protected]

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Rogue Melania🍸🍸... @RogueFirstLady

57K Followers 576 Following Parody from an informed perspective.

.@VotebeatUS Editorial Director, managing investigations. Formerly @ProPublica. Teaching: @StBonaventure, @AU_SPA. You need a corndog, I can tell. Texan.

Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman

80K Followers 6K Following .@VotebeatUS Editorial Director, managing investigations. Formerly @ProPublica. Teaching: @StBonaventure, @AU_SPA. You need a corndog, I can tell. Texan.

Roy Moore's Horse @RoyMooresHorse

18K Followers 22 Following I did not ask for this. I am just a horse. I had no choice in the matter. My name is "Sassy." For real. Requests contact @davecolan

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo

128K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod

Always daydreaming about Westeros, MCU, or Ireland. Owner of random knowledge. good charlotte fan. I sometimes say funny things, I guess.

Britni Rose @Britni_Rose

919 Followers 2K Following Always daydreaming about Westeros, MCU, or Ireland. Owner of random knowledge. good charlotte fan. I sometimes say funny things, I guess.

Dennis Rodman @dennisrodman

430K Followers 165 Following NBA Hall of Famer. Just being me.

Kevin Durant @KDTrey5

26.9M Followers 1K Following IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL. @boardroom

It’s our job to #GoThere and tell the most difficult stories. For breaking news, follow @CNNBRK and download the CNN app ➡️ https://t.co/7PQD7o6fLw

CNN @CNN

61.7M Followers 1K Following It’s our job to #GoThere and tell the most difficult stories. For breaking news, follow @CNNBRK and download the CNN app ➡️ https://t.co/7PQD7o6fLw

LeBron James @KingJames

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A mighty brigade sworn to protect the magic of childhood through world-class pediatric healthcare. #DefendersofChildhood

CHOC @chocchildrens

12K Followers 284 Following A mighty brigade sworn to protect the magic of childhood through world-class pediatric healthcare. #DefendersofChildhood

Daniel ... @Daniel_00000007

2K Followers 3K Following Live and learn... hopefully. Made a lot of mistakes in life and haven't always done the wise thing. Maybe some day I might not make a mistake.

Mary Ann Gorgas @MaryGorgas

39 Followers 277 Following

President of @leaderswedeserv. A March For Our Lives founder and board member. Text JOIN to 954-954. contactdavidhogg@gmail.com

David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111

1.1M Followers 3K Following President of @leaderswedeserv. A March For Our Lives founder and board member. Text JOIN to 954-954. [email protected]

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Kevin @FlatEarthKevin

26 Followers 209 Following #BELIEVE

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199K Followers 297 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater

Our mission is to protect Petaluma's historic character, sustain economic vitality & promote a dynamic & welcoming downtown.

Petaluma Downtown @petalumadt

4K Followers 652 Following Our mission is to protect Petaluma's historic character, sustain economic vitality & promote a dynamic & welcoming downtown.

Jim Lin @OfficialJimLin

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Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11

6.1M Followers 181K Following Founder & CEO: @TPUSA + @TPAction • Host: The Charlie Kirk Show • Click the link below to subscribe 🇺🇸

Washington, DC, political reporter for The Daily Mail.

Author of the book: Amateur Hour: Kamala Harris in the White House.

Wyoming farm kid

Signal: CRS.73

Charlie Spiering @charliespiering

75K Followers 5K Following Washington, DC, political reporter for The Daily Mail. Author of the book: Amateur Hour: Kamala Harris in the White House. Wyoming farm kid Signal: CRS.73

Large, Wet, and Diverse af. Very chill and calm-headed. 7th most-visited National Park in America. Not stuck up. Just hidden #mountainsoftwitter

THE Olympic Mountains @MtOlympusWA

1K Followers 88 Following Large, Wet, and Diverse af. Very chill and calm-headed. 7th most-visited National Park in America. Not stuck up. Just hidden #mountainsoftwitter

Cluster of 3 sassy stratovolcanoes in central Oregon with 3 very different personalities. Known to be heavy breathers. Part of a local gang of 450 volcanoes.

Three Sisters Volcano... @3SistersVolcano

4K Followers 42 Following Cluster of 3 sassy stratovolcanoes in central Oregon with 3 very different personalities. Known to be heavy breathers. Part of a local gang of 450 volcanoes.

JoJo @KachowJoJo

3K Followers 173 Following Just in case my other account gets packed up | @JoJoCassidy

Ian Wilson @Ianedwardwilson

36 Followers 469 Following

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Bill Nye @BillNye

5.1M Followers 124 Following Science Guy and CEO of @exploreplanets

God @TheTweetOfGod

5.6M Followers 1 Following Spiritual but not religious. https://t.co/9wMTURWq1l

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

13.8M Followers 21 Following Astrophysicist https://t.co/sujhGivHSh

Mike Birbiglia @birbigs

544K Followers 1K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.

Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA

116K Followers 0 Following I’m here to explain myself. #parody Team Mt. St. Helen’s store ⬇️

Two small dogs are forcing me to write this. Also: Trying to catch up on my follow game. #BlueDotOnARedApp. I delete tweets periodically.

Marmel (Find me @ �... @Marmel

82K Followers 9K Following Two small dogs are forcing me to write this. Also: Trying to catch up on my follow game. #BlueDotOnARedApp. I delete tweets periodically.

Andeye @TheAndeye

66 Followers 375 Following Just me, my self, Andeye

Former Republican of 31 years' membership hoping for my party's return to sanity, integrity, and conservative values. 23rd-year schoolteacher. UW Husky.

Seattle Dave, ex-GOP ... @Seattle_Dave

1K Followers 1K Following Former Republican of 31 years' membership hoping for my party's return to sanity, integrity, and conservative values. 23rd-year schoolteacher. UW Husky.