Michael Scott @realmikegscott
Michael G. Scott (a.k.a. Michael Scarn) Regional Manager at the Scranton PA branch of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc. 570✈️303 Scranton, PA Joined January 2017-
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I should've burned this place down when I had the chance
Michael, Jim, Pam and Dwight in their first and final episode 😭😭
I love The Office
I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
" "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott"
Toby honestly is the second worst thing that has ever happened to planet earth ever. His birth falls right between The Holocaust and 9/11
Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice.....strike three.
Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Hillary, Trump. Who cares at least it's not Toby
Presents are the best way to show how much you care. It's thing you can point at and say "Hey man, I love you. This many dollars worth."
I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.
If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice
People ask me, would you rather be feared or loved, um easy, I want people to be afriad of how much they love me
I love inside jokes. I'd love to be part of one someday.
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