Chairman Momo @realvilejelly
Co-host of 'Film in Forty' podcast. Cats. Films. Sports. Canberra Raiders. NBA. Cert III in Hospitality, AND an RSA (both obtained in 2002) Canberra, Australia. Joined June 2011-
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Any watch experts logged in? Budget of $2k. Don't like chunky.
Yeah, you know, after seeing this heaps I've decided to get scammed. Who the fuck actually clicks on them?
First game of AFL today. Dunno if the Crocs will do the job tbh, but I know almost nothing about the sport.
fight off a shape-shifting monster in an antarctic science facility.
fight off a shape-shifting monster in an antarctic science facility.
Stop. Killing. Women. Just stop. If you're having anger issues, please seek help. If you're at risk of committing abuse - PLEASE - seek help. Or just leave and go somewhere else.
Bruce, the mechanical shark, caused plenty of problems during the shoot. Tests were in freshwater and once in the sea, the saltwater corroded Bruce's insides and outsides. Join us tomorrow night for our 31st episode on Jaws.
This should be in a museum
A neighbour has burned their toast, but at a catastrophic level. Like, it smells as if a whole loaf was just left on coals. The whole apartment foyer stinks. I hate them.
'He caressed her unusually strong shoulders. Laying kisses down her neck, he swooned as she began to claw at his waist. She was going for the treat bag. She is a 4-year old Staffy.'
'He caressed her unusually strong shoulders. Laying kisses down her neck, he swooned as she began to claw at his waist. She was going for the treat bag. She is a 4-year old Staffy.'
I need to write a sex scene for this book. As someone who's never written a steamy passage, obviously I should crowdsource some how-to's from writingtwt. What are your worst tips for writing a sex scene?
Mobile network in the ACT absolutely decimated by ADFA bros requesting bags
We have hit 800 downloads over 30 episodes, again, we didn't expect to his even these numbers, would have been happy if 10 people listened, so a huge thank you!!! Don't forget to check out our 30th episode on Shaun Of The Dead, it's out now!! #podcast
This is a national embarasment. Just shave your head.
This makes me feel a certain way instagram.com/reel/C4dEYYdM0…
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@realvilejelly Last one, Orient make great dress watches watchdirect.com.au/products/orien…
@Julxxx0 @realvilejelly I have zero sympathy for him. He has put the boot into others mercilessly for decades
May or may have not started the Newcastle chant in that last set 🤷🏽♀️
@realvilejelly Big fan of 1960s Movado, well made and elegant but getting a bit expensive these days. stetzcowatches.com/product/1960s-…
Bro, Brisbane bus drivers are the ultimate “I will die getting you to your location and taking every punter with me”. They’re legit doing 100 on those bus lanes man.
A friend has just shown me what religious instagram can be like and wow this is a level of insanity I’ve never seen before
@realvilejelly Timex, Tissot, Hamilton (on special), heaps of others. timex.com/collections/me…
@realvilejelly Spending $2k on a watch is a bit like paying more than $50 for a bottle of wine; you're doing it as a status thing, not because the quality is any better. Just choose what you want, ignore the watch snobs.
@realvilejelly Only a matter of time before you start screaming “BALL” from the Shane Warne stand at the G during a Pies/Blues match
@katwatchesfilms I'm just formalising matters Kat!!