Aaron Simmons @redvsblue457
Hey. Do you ever wonder why we're here? Long Live The Buster, Mr. Paul Walker. Washington (509) Joined August 2014-
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Happy birthday Layne. We love you and miss you.
If you play “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers tonight at 11:58:39 you will hear “Cause I’m Mr. Brightside” when the clock strikes midnight.
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231 Followers 693 FollowingHappy birthday Layne. We love you and miss you.
It was an amazing moment I’ll never forget... when 3 Americans stepped onto the tarmac at @JBA_NAFW & gave me a signed personal note with Psalm 126 on the back. “When the Lord brought back the captives to Zion...” To these men of faith & courage - God bless you & welcome home!
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Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane
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