me @regular_squash
Just a grown man with a pet hermit crab. Peter's Wife's Cookies Joined September 2012-
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Co-parenting is my ex coming over for Joseph’s birthday and me making him mow my lawn and clean up my backyard 😇
Nice weather doesn’t make me want to drink. Nice weather makes me want to chain smoke on my patio with an endless stream of coffee
one thing about the wheels on the bus…. they go round and round
My hair will be long forever. As I age I want to slowly turn into a witch
I have been frothing at the mouth wanting to see the Book of Mormon for years and now I’m 48 hours out and I can’t breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi, pope expert here! this is NOT funny, popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress
hi, pope expert here! this is NOT funny, popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress
Biblically accurate Be Our Guest
Biblically accurate Be Our Guest
I’d personally like to thank my vape pen and arrowroot cookies for getting me through this stomach flu
yeah im excited for dune 2.. dune 2 others as i would have them dune 2 me
It’s that time of day where I violently miss my dog!!!!!!!!!
hormonal acne leave me alone… i am not strong enough to fight you constantly… im just a beautiful girl please… please stay away
My son sees his Poppa every other, sometimes every, weekend and has picked up a bit of a Newfie accent from him. Joe is out here saying ‘by and brudder like he grew up in Newfoundland
one cigarette
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A bear would not do this, just saying.
NYC woman doused with milk for not giving out her phone number. This is just sad; I feel so bad for her 😔
doing this with a canes chicken tender at the port of long beach
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
the wedding i went to last night had an open bar with free cigs 🥰
I am flattered that you think my outfit was genuinely inspired by your party city monster high dress. Log off the internet and have your psychotic breakdown without an audience like the rest of us baby girl.
Lil Nas X i’m not even gonna address you. Another clown ass barb who tried to steal my identity. he stole my TCIAG look that i INVENTED & then used it to launch his new era, ‘J Christ.’ but he doesn’t walk in light. which is why you can never be me. You used blasphemy to try to…
bro really pulled through for us, damn.
Nigerian Pastor who predicted that the world will end on April 25, says God pardoned the world after he fasted for 21 days.
watching a guy rank the muppets movies and he’s critiquing the muppets like they’re real people
She can find another Anthony. He will never find another Larrinesha.
If you not trying to b this far gone just leave me aloneee 🤣😭😍😍
think your old? this is jojo siwa now
The fake sipping ? When I catch Asap Rocky ….
i’ve been playing tennis for 18 years don’t listen to this guy
I’ve been playing tennis for 17 years. It’s a fast-paced game. To see slow-motion used so prominently in #Challengers was frustrating, along with the techno music, flimsy dialogue and outrageous New Rochelle windstorm. Terrible soap opera. Ridiculous sports movie. Double fault.
just found out the mickey at disney world is just a human in a giant rat suit and not an actual mouse i can’t stop crying
A family has reached out to That Park Place claiming they spent over $300 on a character meet and greet dinner at Walt Disney World... only to discover the Evil Queen character was almost certainly a biological male. This represents the first time we've heard of Disney using a…
i mean are you or not answer the question
guy on the train flagged me down and was like “aren’t you the guy from LMFAO?”
I absolutely believe women were sending Joe Biden salacious pictures of themselves in the 1970s. He was a handsome motherfucker who was one of the youngest senators in US history, his wife had recently died tragically, and everyone was horny and on cocaine
Biden claims "women would send very salacious pictures" to him when he was a senator in the 1970s: "I'd just give them to the Secret Service." (Senators do not have Secret Service protection)
shes kinda like a jason derulo variant
haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits
feminem lowkey beautiful
Humiliation ritual. Once you know, you can’t stop seeing it.
samantha: i have breast cancer charlotte: i can’t have children miranda: my mother died carrie:
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