Rehab Girl Problems @rehabproblems
Where's my seroquel Joined January 2011-
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Living vicariously through the latest season of "intervention" #rehabgirlproblems
Please stop correcting me. Fat is a feeling. #rehabgirlproblems
If I have to recite one more positive self affirmation I'm stabbing myself with a knitting needle #rehabgirlproblems
Welcome 2 mi life: bit.ly/1bekPA3
I'm in rehab for my crippling addiction to bath salts but still *kinda* judgmental of people who drink wine coolers #rehabgirlproblems
My laxative use is like a metaphor for my life. I literally cannot keep my shit together. #rehabgirlproblems
I can put my whole fist in my mouth, wanna see? #rehabgirlproblems
I can knit a scarf in 45 minutes. #rehabgirlproblems
I want to break up with my boyfriend, but still keep him as my counselor. #rehabgirlproblems #Romance #Twilight
“@SororityProblem: I drink way more than I should, and way less than I want” amen, sister. #rehabgirlproblems
Literally no one would see a movie about 500 days of sober #rehabgirlproblems
Chasing a 5-hour energy with Nicorette gum is the new chain smoking after blowing lines #rehabgirlproblems
Another day, another year I haven't graduated #rehabgirlproblems
"I have way too much Adderall" - no one ever
My feet are tired from working this shitty retail job and all I want is a Vicodin. #rehabgirlproblems
omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/watc… trust me Amanda, I get it #thaaaaaatsme #rehabgirlproblems
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Excuse me, do you accept sobriety chips as a form of payment? #imbroke #rehabgirlproblems
If prohibition ever gets reinstated, I'll totally have the upper hand on life. #FINALLY #rehabgirlproblems
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