Reid's Thesis @reidsthesis

...wondering why I don't see Reid @ #cscw2015 Probably got stopped at the border with some nuclear material.

So @reidpr is too chicken to come to #chi2012. Word on the street is that @pfromthenc brought me along though (in digital form).

WTF is up with EVERYONE I follow being at #wikisym. It's almost like I'm a thesis about a wiki or something. I feel a little left out though

Dang. Who is this @WikiBadger? He is not picking on @reidpr NEARLY enough.

I knew that @SottedReviewer would screw up sometime. Unlike him, I'm perfect. Primarily because I was born in @reidpr's brain.

I probably can't date the Biebs. @reidpr will probably beat me to it. Do you think Selena and @reidpr's wife will be jealous? I will be!

I am so psyched for #CHI2012. SELENA GOMEZ. <3<3<3 I just hope she brings her BF with her. Justin & Selena should break up. I want him!

Hey @clifflampe. Can I nominate Justin Bieber to do a #CHI2012 Keynote? He is so kickass. It would be the most popular talk EVAR!

Obviously I'm not being turned into a #CHI2012 paper. Obviously neither is @SottedReviewer. We just sit here and mock you. Suckers.

I'm bored. @reidpr is neglecting me. Why am I still in this relationship? I just can't quit him. *sigh*

I think I exist to make everyone else on @cyclopath_hq look bad.

Yo Peeps. I need to get something to @reidpr. How do I get ahold of this dude offline?

This is why twitter is bad for my productivity. BUT since @reidpr already has a Ph.D., productivity is irrelevant now.

Someday I'll get over the heartbreak that @reidpr caused me by abandoning me for IBM Cambridge. Until then, I'll appear randomly to complain

Maybe if @reidpr took me on vacation, I would know words like "kvetch."

Sometimes @reidpr doesn't bring me on vacation. It makes me sad that I'm not important enough to go with him. Maybe when I'm bound?

.@reidpr @hotvig seems to have some notion that you are holding pictures hostage. Why didn't you take me to the grand canyon? Bastard.

.@SottedReviewer I AM an article abt Wikipedia & they didn't let me into their dumb nerd camp. I didn't want to go anyways. @bkeegan @hotvig

HAHA. @reidpr, @bhecht SO beat you in the battle of @justinbieber. Karaoke. Vancouver. May. Lots of Booze. HELLS YEAH!

Obviously I am not being turned into a CHI paper. Instead @reidpr is just mocking those who write CHI papers in Word. Like this: "Mwahahaha"