Relatable @relatablefunn
Funny and relatable tweets, in under 140 characters. Follow and Enjoy :) Joined January 2014-
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Counting to ten when someone pisses you off works much better if you're counting punches."
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That awkward moment when your walking down the stairs and think theres another step and you hulk stomp the ground."
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Drunk people are the only honest people left."
"I'm sexy and I know it". No bitch your ugly and you show it."
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They're dead. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora."
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes.. 7:05" 7:10" 7:15" 8:30?!?! SHIT!!"
I hate it when other people laugh but they still look gorgeous but when I laugh I look like an awkward horse."
Things You Should Never Send Your Ex pics-twitt.com/1iLGp2"
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos, I say to them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"
Every morning: Get out of bed, stretch, make baby dinosaur noise."
"OMG I love One Direction!" Jeff, eat a snickers. You're gay when you're hungry."
I hate when people say, "He's nice once you get to know him". They might as well say, "He's an asshole, but you'll get used to it"."
I live for two reasons: 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet."
this is crazy.. real life cartoons! pics-twitt.com/18Uc4"
How is it that people who are completely unbearable actually have friends?"
You mean that thing women and gays feel?"
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THEY’RE going THERE with THEIR friends, Seriously, It’s not rocket science."
One day, you’re gonna realize how much I cared."
The two best days of school: (1) The first (2) The last."
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