fartass volfgangus 𓂺 @remetselch
let us now seek out the ancient pasta, and together with this diseased cheese and the red skeleton juice we shall bake the ziti that ends the earth merlwyb.carrd.co Joined August 2018-
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dont worry guys i’ll sanitise limsa whilst everyone is away 🥹
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I…. want…. to…. HATEFART!
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new extremely load bearing post just dropped
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My hand was slowly turning moldy green from bruising after IV so I felt like michael afton walking through the neighborhood
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It’s okay to have gay sex with me bro I promise
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woke up and my urethra's just fucking gone
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holy fuck….. that body of yours is Hi
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fucked up in the crib drinking healthy beverage #2
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these php vulnerabilities dating back years got me thinking how no matter how many new versions of myself i release, i still have the same vulnerability when it comes to you. anyways, glad they're landing emergency patches. wish i could say the same about us.
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We went to see ballet today and the girl next to us brought a 24-piece ferrero rocher box and unwrapped each piece before the performance started and ate all of them before the first interval. She made absolutely no noise. Pure class. I hope you had a wonderful time, diva.
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unc ya headlights on
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my lawnmower is gay
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I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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