rendered_ham @rendered_ham

she/her autistic bitch with a weird sense of humor Joined December 2019

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

5 years ago

The only response to doing something embarrassing in front of a camera is pointing directly at it while walking away #thisonesforyou

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I just wrote this for my women's studies class but it needs to be said everywhere Men's silence does not only give them (men) an excuse not to listen, it actively gives extremely sexist men the validation they need to keep going. #feminist #Feminism

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

5 years ago

Catch me lost in my local BP's customer reviews from seven years ago

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5 years ago

Spencer and I have an interesting relationship #bumble

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

6 years ago

On today's episode of "is that a weed crumb or a food crumb?", I just smoked a French fry. #weed

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

6 years ago

I just took a deep breath in right as the ad on my game made this really high pitched squeak sound and for a hot sec I thought I was turning into one of those rubber chickens

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

6 years ago

I just shined my flashlight on my TV to make the screen brighter, but thats still not as dumb as my former roommate, who bought a magnifying glass for his projector to make the picture bigger #imdumb #butnotasdumbasthem

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

6 years ago

If he likes Lost, break up with him

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

6 years ago

Fully vaxxed and ready for snacks #vaccinated #VaccineForAll

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6 years ago

I just made up a song about eating too many chicken nuggets this is adult

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

6 years ago

If you ever want to know if an actor can play drums, just look at the faces the character makes. If it looks dumb as fuck, they're really drumming

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

6 years ago

More like pokemon snap my neck am I right folks #PokemonSnap

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6 years ago

Beefy dude cakes

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6 years ago

It took me two watch throughs to realize the bro dude girls tassie and Cassie were twins #Letterkenny

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rendered_ham @rendered_ham

6 years ago

Idea for @bumble : when you've run out of people to swipe, it should just go right back to the top of the queue so you can adjust your standards accordingly