DA(Backwards N) @roadside_oracle

My love language is showing people frogs i have to catch and move to he woods at work

if these were some of y'all fave movies growing up, i trust you

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I've developed the habit of saying I want to go home whenever I'm really stressed which is okay until I'm in bed saying I wanna go home

I'm afdab (Assigned family disgrace at birth)

I've had someone dictating what I do for so long that everything feels like rebellion to me and looks like disrespect to them but it turns out it's just the free will most people have from the age they become responsible for things like household chores

Empires rise and fall and all that remains is my 3 am assassin's creed larp because soup time

Babe dm ur wrist measurements so I can make you friendship bracelets like we're 11 at a sleepaway camp and we snuck a flashlight under our collective blankets to hide the light

im not a girl or a boy,all ive got in my pants is a box of crow themed tarot cards

id like to be cool but i give off real "first to die in a supernatural horror, but just as set up" vibes

im a tortured artist but instead of doing coke and writing an incomprehensible novel I'm doing a macrame wall hanging at eleven at night

why is everyones first reaction to me having a panic attack to hold my hands, get very close, and tell me im attractive. i know im hot but you not letting me go reminds me of getting suffocated and id prefer not.

cant outrun ur demons without a lil jam going on

What Fortunato said: Sure I’ll accompany you to the wine cellar. What Fortunato should have said:

It's that special time of the night when I wash off my eyebrows

I am a: 🔘 police inspector who loves his job a little too much Seeking a: 🔘 convict who stole bread one time 19 years ago

Nobody: The oracle in a Greek tragedy:

Cher @cher

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Nobody: The oracle in a Greek tragedy:

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Westley: Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist. Rodents of Unusual Size:

Corn of cob

Chicken Francis