NY Times is going to run a story tomorrow saying I used my first big paycheck to buy a cabin a few miles from my house just for when I have diarrhea, and that my family & colleagues have just learned of this. This is categorically not true. 1/14🧵
@robdelaney @threadreaderapp please give this man toilet roll.
@robdelaney @nytimes statement on behalf of Mr. @robdelaney:
@robdelaney I think the bigger story here Ron is that folks can get a cabin for 9 dollars 👍🏻
@robdelaney Anyone knows that an alpha male like yourself would be proud to diarrhea his own pants while espousing the benefits of growing a neck beard in front of his family. Anyone who says otherwise is simping for Big Cabin.
@robdelaney Dude it’s your money. None of their business
@robdelaney Didn’t you buy a mobile home, in case you had to get more distance
@robdelaney Well, most cabins do come equipped with what are called “Sasquatch Toilets,” which are toilets designed for big burly lumberjacks so do their “powerdumping” sessions in between cutting down trees.
@robdelaney at least you’ll get plenty of use out of it!