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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

Hope springs exulting on triumphant wing. -Robert Burns Joined March 2015
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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

That bitch! Retweet if you thought of someone.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

If she high-five you after sex... ry her on the spot

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

4xy+5x+-2b = b�-5x "Fuck this shit, I'll work at McDonalds"

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

If you don't text me, I'll understand. If you don't call me, I'll understand. If I move on without you, you have to fucking understand.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: We did it ourselves.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

Crush: "Hey :)" Me: *Retard mode, activated*

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

Making faces to a stranger's baby when their parents aren't looking.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

In school, the only thing group projects ever t ht me was that I hate other people.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

Do you think my skin is starting to show its age? I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

Sorry I actually gave a fuck about you. Won't happen again.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

You know you're amazing when people you don't even know hate you.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

You mama's so skinny . . . . she can hang glide with a dorito!

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

I dont trust anyone who smiles before 9 AM.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE WHORE, you're at school, not Jersey Shore, you're a slutty, orange mess, PLEASE GO FIND A LONGER DRESS.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

That awkward moment when you get out of the shower and you don't have a towel.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

Bitch please, I could remove 90% of your 'beauty' with a towel.

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new kers .

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

Friend: "Aw, someone needs a hug!" Me: "Don't touch me!"

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Leonor Kazhdan @rodaarcus

12 years ago

Things I wish were real: 1) Krabby Patties. 2) Jimmy Neutron's inventions. 3) A school like PCA 4) Hogwarts. 5) Timmy Turner's goldfish.

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