Rohit Nair @rohitnair
Software Engineer at MongoDB. Madridista. Biryani connoisseur. rohitnair.info Sunnyvale, CA Joined November 2007-
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Didn’t expect to spot this “former Guinness world record holder” just lying around in a grocery store in the Bay Area
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The @hotelsdotcom "bot" goes into an infinite loop trying to parse my name. Tried "Rohit", "My name is Rohit", and a bunch of other strings. Switched my name to "Adam" and it worked #FAIL
How about some VAR for the keeper being off the line before the ball was kicked? One of those things that’s never called
Over five years in the Seattle area and I finally decided to check out the Orcas in the nearby waters. Was not disappointed
.@united They went above and beyond for an issue they weren't even responsible for (thanks for screwing up and doing nothing about it, @airindiain )
I know @united has been getting a lot of bad press lately, but their customer care has been truly amazing with me for a recent issue.
Quite impressed with Amazon Go. Worked exactly as advertised. Several humans still employed by the store though, not quite peak automation.
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Automate Kinesis Streams scaling & shard limit monitoring using new APIs! amzn.to/2fetQNO #CloudComputing
Side effect of Pep's arrival - Premier League is going to become a one sided league where one team gets 90+ points.
Side effect of Pep's arrival - Premier League is going to become a one sided league where one team gets 90+ points.
Rohit Nair retweeted
What an amazing journey we have been on with Amazon Kinesis. We are just getting started.
What an amazing journey we have been on with Amazon Kinesis. We are just getting started.
I could at least upgrade my HDD/RAM manually with the older models and extend their life, but even that's unlikely with the current/next gen
I've been holding off my Macbook Pro upgrade for years now, and this article explains why theverge.com/2016/8/4/12373…
Is there a service like @blueapron or @HelloFresh that caters to singles? Seems like a huge market to ignore, and weird that they all do it.
Portugal showing the 2004 Greek team how to actually win ugly.
Cashier at local grocery store just used a calculator to check if 4*60 > 200 😳
Kind of surreal to come back to Kochi after a year and find all the buses painted blue instead of red!
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Satya Nadella makes bold final attempt to stop LinkedIn emailing him.
I didn't write this (as this tweet claims), but I like the idea of an alternate life where I write about food.
I didn't write this (as this tweet claims), but I like the idea of an alternate life where I write about food.
@vivzy @ComedyCentral more like m.imgur.com/gallery/96Otw83
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