caldon @roland_slice
😁😅😆😂🤣 keyboard gangster. bosh king. uncle. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/doc… 🏴 Joined February 2019-
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this is how I decide if I should get a chips cheese & donner completely sober at 6pm on a wednesday
this is how I decide if I should get a chips cheese & donner completely sober at 6pm on a wednesday
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I’ve seen through the looking glass
this scene is so fucked man
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@roland_slice ohhhhhh kinggg shiiiit
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@roland_slice incredible time management skills, you should update your cv now
just found out the plain Club got discontinued years ago & it’s making me want to do some John Wick-type shit
this show is like they made a drug specifically designed to make my nephew shut the fuck up for 20 mins
this show is like they made a drug specifically designed to make my nephew shut the fuck up for 20 mins
needed to get bog roll & the shop I was in only had Andrex… we eatin good tonight boys
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My first novel HERMIT is coming soon @Wildfirebks thebookseller.com/rights/wildfir…
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your local hardcore promoter’s boyfriend’s girlfriends’s skate videographer’s older brother’s boyfriend’s white boy of the month’s private school DJ’s boyfriend etc etc etc etc
your local hardcore promoter’s boyfriend’s girlfriends’s skate videographer’s older brother’s boyfriend’s white boy of the month’s private school DJ’s boyfriend etc etc etc etc
I couldn’t work at a place like this because I’m an empath
I couldn’t work at a place like this because I’m an empath
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@roland_slice beyond the false self... beneath the mask... a version of the true self still remains...
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I’ve seen through the looking glass
Look at this freak. He loves it
I’ve seen through the looking glass
Alice n Josie baked me a 3d halo carrot cake ♥️♥️♥️
Rogler made me this for my birthday: Ood Michael Jackson
That’s class where did you find that?
Lots of new followers, so I’d better post this just in case you haven’t seen it. The greatest video in internet history. Everyone should see it.
Right fucksake just gies a wee key then x
Every time I forget about this video some prick thinks its funny to DM me it. I don't want to see it anymore none of us do, please listen to 1030 - block and report these people!
Just saw The Scary Guy of Airdrie video doing the rounds again. Please don’t engage just block and report. That’s somebody’s family. Absolutely chilling.
My New York City concert has been cancelled.
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