Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

(he/him) Writer. Developer. Drummer. Black lives matter. Ridgeland, MS Joined June 2009

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Nancy French @NancyAFrench

2 years ago

Years ago at church, I was talking to my neighbor about how awkward it is to get 'holiday texts' from coworkers and people you barely know. Since then, we started sending very rude texts in this vein to each other on every holiday. Some highlights: /1

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Sera Gamble @serathegamble

2 years ago

WHY HAVE A TV WRITER ON SET? Since they already wrote the script (and rewrote it 8 times, and tweaked it after the table read)? Glad you asked, here's a thread.

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Jamis Buck @jamis

11 years ago

The more I learn, the more I'm convinced that there's nothing that can't be learned.

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Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce

3 years ago

ladies, as warm weather approaches, please consider your brothers in christ as u decide what to wear. a thread

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Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

3 years ago

King cakes are wild. "Haha you almost choked on our infant Lord now buy us another."

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Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

3 years ago

To be a ne’er-do-well takes real commitment. Anybody can be a seldom-do-well. But ZERO doing of well? Like…not e’er?! Boss.

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Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

3 years ago

Don Quixote's personal vendetta against windmills is clear evidence of his support for the fossil fuel lobby. Discuss.

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Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

3 years ago

TIRED: drip WIRED: ooze Def.: (n) drip, but thiccer. Notes: Adj. form is "oozey." Extra oozey = "viscous" In Practice: TRENDY PERSON #1: Really digging the streetwear scene right now. Gotta get me some of that Human Made ooze. TRENDY PERSON #2: Oh yeah, NIGO viscous af.

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Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

3 years ago

If you’re obsessed with IKEA, do you have Stock Home Syndrome?

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Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

3 years ago

Oh man, I *just* got used to writing 2022 on all my ransom notes.

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Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

3 years ago

Only one day left to reflect on 2022’s regrets! Why didn’t I start sooner?! Gah! There’s another one!

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Beth Kander (indefinite hiatus) @ByBethKander

3 years ago

Me, to my toddler at the playground: Babe, stop looking around at everyone else, just focus on where you're climbing or you won't get where you're trying to go! Me, hearing my own advice aloud: 🤔 ohhhh....

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welcome to mississippi @uverneous

3 years ago

With Mississippi stories dominating national news this week, I want to stress how important our local journalists and journalist organizations are.

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Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

3 years ago

Imagine, if you will, lack of self-awareness, situational awareness, and/or consideration for others it takes to waltz into a coffee shop and take a Zoom call without headphones *in addition* to popping/snapping your gum. BECAUSE, FRIENDS, I CANNOT TODAY.

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d @danielslaterr

3 years ago

This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in 2 years

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Brent Hearn @rollnwrite

3 years ago

Picture it: abandoned gas station outside Hattiesburg ~12 am. Under my car doing "maintenance" (more of a sad Martha Stewart/Mr. Bean crafting hack, really) when something starts making a meal of my arm. Anyway, if you see me, I don't have monkeypox; I just have a POS car.