Roller Girl Problems @rollrgrlproblem
Eat, sleep, breathe roller derby. Submit your problems to [email protected]. Joined April 2011-
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RT @littleanecdote: Ladies: Sunburn and Velcro don't mix. Cover those shoulders. #rollergirlproblems
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Oh my darlin', oh my darlin' RT @flattrackvoodoo: Woke up this morning and my toenail was gone. #rollergirlproblems
Can a person overdose on arnica gel? #rollergirlproblems
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Thinking about doing today's demo in a neck brace. #hotornot #rollergirlproblems
Not sure it's even legal to have on this much waterproof eyeliner before noon. #rollergirlproblems
Fall over so she gets a major. RT @MC_Halejr: There's a 80 yet old woman back blocking me at the bus stop. #rollergirlproblems
RT @midlifecrashes: Why is the Sharpie mark still on my arm? Oh - because it's a bruise. #rollergirlproblems
RT @HaughtyTotty: Knee gaskets, THEN skates. #rollergirlproblems
TOE STOP. TOE STOP. TOE STOP. #rollergirlproblems
Panties, tights, fishnets, skins, tailbone protect--- shit. I gotta pee. #rollergirlproblems
It was either an elbow, a knee, or a chin. #rollergirlproblems
My wife just got engaged. #rollergirlproblems
CALL IT OFF CALL IT OFF CALL IT OFF CALL IT OFF #rollergirlproblems
RT @AntiFratClause: If a ref waves a skater off of the track, and she waves back, is it fraternizing? #rollergirlproblems
RT @shesactualsize: Explaining giant arm bruises to fifth graders. #rollergirlproblems
Having only one bag of frozen peas & deciding which body part deserves it most. #rollergirlproblems
RT @SlammBarr: At what point, wearing short shorts and fishnets, do you stop saying "I don't normally dress like this"? #rollergirlproblems
RT @fablor: How can I post the bruises on my BUTT without looking like porn? #rollergirlproblems
RT @_brittanydawn: waking up with your number all over your sheets. #rollergirlproblems
RT @KittenSpit19: "Sometimes, I just fantasize about beating the SHIT out of people..." #rollergirlproblems (via Miley Virus)
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